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You arrive at his home laboratory to find an operating table in an all-white room. There is an overpowering smell of phenol. A large Tesla coil is suspended from the ceiling. The doctor asks you to drink some clear colourless liquid from a glass.
ok!
(Are you nuts?)
The drink contains a powerful hypnotic.
You wake to find yourself strapped to the table unable to move. There is a humming noise and the Tesla coil is positioned immediately above your manhood (or womanhood). Do you say "Goldfinger do you expect me to talk?" or "Please don't electrocute my 'nads'"?
The drink contains a powerful hypnotic.
You wake to find yourself strapped to the table unable to move. There is a humming noise and the Tesla coil is positioned immediately above your manhood (or womanhood). Do you say "Goldfinger do you expect me to talk?" or "Please don't electrocute my 'nads'"?
Nov 19, 2016
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None. I think I'd rather expose the fact that I'm not human, therefore don't experience pain. Most people think my name is just Trashy Trash, but actually that's my species.
Your silence has resulted in your non-human nether regions being subjected to a 20 megavolt discharge. There is a strange glow from your pants and a smell of burning rubber.
Investigate
It transpires that your artificial nads have reflected the electrical discharge and destroyed the Tesla coil. The creepy doctor is enraged and approaches you with a syringe/needle combination. Do you scream blue murder or laugh at him and say "let me go or I'll contact social services"?
the 2nd one!
The doctor stops in his tracks. Boiling with anger he snarls and spits only to inexplicably defervesce into a whimpering mess. "Please don't tell the social workers, they'll put me into that home again". Emboldened you express sympathy and order him to free you, which he then does.
Do you strangle the mad pervert or run for it?
Do you strangle the mad pervert or run for it?
do the chicken dance, then run.
Unfortunately that is a terrible mistake. While flapping your arms doing the chicken dance you accidentally draw the attention of a giant cock which has been lurking behind a screen. You assumed it was a nurse with bad legs. He looks hungry (or is that amorous). Here he comes...!!!
Don't be ridiculous windy. It's enormous.
Roundhouse kick it, stab it with a hospital tool, then cook it and eat it for Thanksgiving.
Is the correct answer!
While you are deboning the giant chicken using only a vascular surgical saw and dental pliers, the creepy doctor seems to have lost his fear of your 'social services' threat and advances menacingly towards you with a defibrillator. Do you quickly don a rubber suit or try to 'short' him with a metal drip stand?
Put on the rubber suit.
Disaster! The rubber suit totally encloses you apart from one critically placed opening and as you try to exit stage left, you slip on some chicken goo and end up on all fours with your er... hole in the air. The creepy doctor is putting on a pair of latex gloves! Do you lie back and think of Brexit?, clamp tight and hope for the best, or reach for the emergency puncture repair kit?
fireball!