The Anything Dimension (Roleplay Forum)

(Invades all of that land with my army of demon pineapples and takes control of it, establishing an empire that lasts thousands of years ruling with terror and fear, creating a dystopian society until some guy goes on a freaking heroes journey to destroy my empire, and frees the citizens of the pineapple government)

(and eats pineapples at the end(which is pretty messed up if you think about it))

Wait, why were you guys up at 12:00 at night?

I cast meteorite

I cast flood

I spawn more humans

I spawn a rainbow!

Then I make the rainbow shoot death beams of insta-doom at the humans

Elves get eliminated by death beams

I spawn humans who evolve to adapt to the beam and physical damage so they live with it

Aww man now they're immortals

Thats no fun

I gift them with fire

and Hydrogen bombs

and black hole creators