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Abtectous
#20, thank you Dante! You are the fifth accepted participant on TB!
TheEvanMack
Abtectous wrote:
#20, thank you Dante! You are the fifth accepted participant on TB!

DMC reference?

Winston1234e
Abtectous wrote:
To sign up- please fill out the following questions
Gender : (answers such as “:3” are acceptable)
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Gender: male dur

Age: 13 (actually I'm 4- /j)

Intrest: wdym

Hobbies: SSSSSPORTS, Video games, fr...

Important things to know: yes

Preferences: Yes.

DevinSuckAtChess

Gender: bou age: old 🧓 interest: chess, bombs Hobbies: chess... important things to know: I know where you live >:] peferences: idrc

theeldest1

What will happen to my life if I sign up?

Abtectous
#23, Thank you Winston! you are the sixth accept member on TB!
Abtectous
#24, thank you Devin! You are the sixth accepted member on TB!
Abtectous
I mean seventh ;-;
Abtectous
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Abtectous
Contestants, please come back to this thread everyday, as you will have to past a test everyday to win my love <3
1wilo
It would be hilarious if the mods locked this right now.
Got-Dead
Abtectous wrote:
Contestants, please come back to this thread everyday, as you will have to past a test everyday to win my love

can I just cannibalize you now and get it over with?

Abtectous
Contestants will win points from each test, romance, rizz, humor, humility, kindness, and ill-intent will all be taken into account for how many points you get. Points will determine how long you stay in the game, as well as give you the ability to knock down your opponents so stay vigilant!
Abtectous
Test 1:
Since I love adages, give a a romantic adage, followed by your best rizz line (“pardon my French but do you speak in tongues” will not be accepted).
1wilo
Please excuse my linguistic abilities, but may you be so troubled as to communicate through the tongue?
Abtectous
#35, you arnt a participant but I appreciate the tenacity
Got-Dead
Abtectous wrote:
Test 1:
Since I love adages, give a a romantic adage, followed by your best rizz line (“pardon my French but do you speak in tongues” will not be accepted).

"Most love shrivels up, including yours."

My rizz line is:
Are you trash? Because you stink.

Abtectous
#37, after careful consideration I am now able to give you your score. Out of ten points you get…
6! It was pretty good but I feel like the insults could’ve been much more personal or at the very least deeper. Still loved it though <3
danterusso1
Abtectous wrote:
Test 1:
Since I love adages, give a a romantic adage, followed by your best rizz line (“pardon my French but do you speak in tongues” will not be accepted).

"You make me forget my safe word."

my w rizz line:

Are you constipated? Cuz I wanna fcck the shtt outta you
 
 

Abtectous
#39, after careful consideration I am now able to give you your score. Out of ten points you get…
7! I would’ve given you 8 the first part wasnt an adage, however the second part was just 10/10