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I don't know if anyone will actually post in this, but I love me some good dark humor, and I want more. If any of you all have dark humor memes/jokes that you can share without getting banned, I'd love to see em.

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LouisLunchbox displays his sixpack in limbo dance.

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What has 20 legs but cannot walk?🙂

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A dead 20-legged centipede?
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Hold on I got some

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what is the difference between orphans  and apples? give this 10 likes and i will post the answer.

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I asked Siri why I’m single and she said, “If you’re looking for someone to show a little love right now, might I humbly suggest… yourself? You deserve it.”
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@Vejer101 the answer is that the apples get picked
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HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!sam

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$999999999999999999999999999999999999

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are you 9/11 because you are the bom- (deleted)

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Where did Sally Go after she stepped on the landmine? Everywhere

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HiramHolliday wrote:

I got a letter from the hospital the other day, telling me I had terminal cancer. Imagine my relief when I discovered it was in fact addressed to my infant son.🤡

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

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Because she Had No Arms!!

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pleasedontsing wrote:

Because she Had No Arms!!

Knock knock

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Whos there? Not Sally:) How do you Pick Up syrian Chicks?!

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Lol you did my joke for me.

How do you pick up syrian chicks

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Piece by piece :V

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What are Sauron and Saruman afraid of?

six Muslims with a box opener

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Why are the USA so Bad at chess? They already lost their two towers :V :V