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Jul 1, 2023
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#43
Imagine my relief when I was driving and I thought I ran over a cat, it was just a human! 😅
Jul 1, 2023
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#44
As Technoblade once said, “those orphans not getting presents for Christmas, that wasn’t the worst thing that happened to them, the worst thing to happen to them, was that they weren’t always orphans”
Jul 1, 2023
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#46
54 ya and then there is just ketchup all over your wheels and it’s hard to get off
My advice to y'all: punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parnets?
Jul 1, 2023
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#48
Wow the people on this website really know how to make dark jokes lol I love it 😹
Jul 1, 2023
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#49
I made a mistake at the grocery store.
I went to pick up a six pack of Sprit but got 7up instead.
Jul 1, 2023
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#50
The body of a man was brought to a blonde mortician. He was wearing a really nice black suit. The wife of the deceased came in to go over funeral arrangements and told the mortician that she hated her husband wearing black. She thought he’d look better in blue and gave her a blank check, “I don’t care how much it costs, I want him in a blue suit instead”.
Before the viewing, the wife was surprised to see her husband in a very nice and sharp blue suit. “Wow he looks so good! Whatever you spent was worth it, but out of curiosity how much did it cost?” The mortician said, “Nothing. Not one dime.” The wife was thankful and insisted on paying for such a nice suit. The blonde explained that that would no be necessary because the suit was free. “Another man was brought in and he was wearing this blue suit. So I asked the widow what she wanted him to be buried in and she told me that she didn’t care. I suggested black and she said that would do nicely.”
”So, last night, I swapped their heads.”
That's so un-original.
Wow I didnt exspect that :V .
Jul 4, 2023
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#55
My brother died today. The sheriff called me to the morgue to identify him. Before the viewing, he told me, “Brace your self, they hacked him up pretty bad.” He asked me if I was sure, and I told him yeah I can do this.
when they removed the sheet I started crying and said, “Yep. That’s him. That’s my brother Reese.” He asked me, “Are you positive?” And I said “Yes. Those are Reeses Pieces”.
They say that all animals can sense when they’re being watched.
It’s been two weeks and it is very clear, that you do not have that sense.
It’s been two weeks and it is very clear, that you do not have that sense.
Wow
"and for my third Wish, I Wish my dad was Alive again and Immortal" - the dschinn granted my Wish and I couldnt Help Feeling overwheelmed with Joy whilst I imagined seeing my dad right now.... Screaming and clawing the Lid of His coffin