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"dad I am depressed" Said the Young man ; His father pointed to the basement and Said :" hang in there, son!!"
Jul 14, 2023
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#84
You know how George Washington had a fear about being buried alive? He doesn't have to worry about that anymore!
Orphans love tennis, its the only place they get luff
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When a plane crashes into it.
When a plane crashes into it.
Jul 19, 2023
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#88
Why did orphans computer didnt work? Because it didnt have mother board
I really hope you’re a kid, a mother board is the main circuit board in a computer.
Jul 19, 2023
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#95
A son gets a call from his father. The dad tells him that after 55 years of marriage he’s had enough and is filing for divorce. The son is outraged and calls his sister. The sister is furious and calls their dad, “Listen jerk, y’all are not getting a divorce! You WILL NOT sign a single document; understand me!? We are flying down and will be there by Tuesday!!!”
The dad hangs up and looks at his wife: “Good news! The kids and grandkids will be here by Tuesday!”
What is Abraham's favorite fast food restaurant?
Smashburger.
What is Glenn's favorite fast food restaurant?
Popeye.
Only walking dead fans understand.
I Wish she didnt have leukemia They never Taste as good as the Healthy ones
How to Spot a blind man on a Nudist beach? - IT isnt hard
My father died at the WTC - He will forever be missed He was such a great Pilot