THE FUNNIEST CLEAN JOKES EVER

All three are grammatically correct, sense-making sentences.

i noticed... ;-))

This video is by far the winner... 

Well, that was just mean.

lolol your reaction is funny. one of mt daughters laughed her head off the other didnt think it was funny at all and that the parents were mean ..  ;-)

Q: What do you get when your cross Lassie with a pit bull?

A:  A dog that will chew your leg off . . . but then run for help.

Q:  What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic.

A: About half way across.

I remember when I was 3, someone was telling jokes similar to these, and I thought I was too old for such nonsense...and I was 3.

never too old for jokes, clean or dirty..lol

Why can't the sailor play cards?

Because he was standing on the deck.

 very cute... too bad we cant start a dirty joke forum in here, then the real laughter  would begin....

What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothing, it won't come running anyway (sorry )

lolol  now that was funny.....<poor dog>

      I was once talking to the legendary horse jockey Willy Shurmacher. He told me he weighs 92 lbs sooking wet. I said, well that's what you get for standing under your horse!

  I love game shows SOooo much, my wife wears pyjamas marked, "Door # 3"

Which makes me think of three wives.

Q.What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

A."Get in the car."

 keep them coming.. ;-D

Who's on first?

im asking you who is on first... 

     That's his name, who. Who's on 1st, what's on 2nd.  Wait! what?   NO, what's on 2nd