The Heart of the Universe (RFYAC Roleplay)

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The monsters are approaching the castle.

”Oh, we have no time for this!” shouts the king, and he pushes the ‘heroes’ out of the throne room. “Go deal with those… things. It’s your job.”

He slams the door.

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“King you do it yourself!”

*starts trying to open the door again*
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"I have very little intent on making an epic last stand with you as you all get ripped to shreds. Ergo,

Pharisee throws an expensive table out the window and leaps out onto the endge.

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“Why, you– listen, if I could go take care of it, I’d have done it already. Now go.”

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“Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt Erika!
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
wird umschwärmt Erika!

Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt Erika!

In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
und das heißt Erika!
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
und mein Glück, Erika!

Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika!

In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
und das heißt Erika!
Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
schaut's mich an, Erika!

Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
„Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?“
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
und das heißt Erika!”
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Schönes Gedicht, wirklich, aber wir haben keine Zeit dafür! You’re the heroes, not me!”

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Pharisee has now climbed on top of the roof and is surveying the local landscape, which looks very inky.

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Efilee slams the doors again.

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* reopens the doors *
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The guards stop you from doing so.

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[how many guards?]
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I walk outside with a spell active that makes me harder to see, but not imposible
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Pharisee pops the top of her head open, takes his brain out, examines it, sees it isn't expired, and puts it back in.

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SliverWoIf wrote:
[how many guards?]

Two.

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* I climb up the door *
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Witch_King_Of_Angmar3 wrote:

Pharisee pops the top of her head open, takes his brain out, examines it, sees it isn't expired, and puts it back in.

Some of the monsters have reached the castle already, and are crawling up the towers.

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I cast fire ball and try to melt them or something
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Pharisee decides it's time to bounce, literally and bounces on top of a bouncy ball and abuses the laws of physics to hop onto the highest point on castle.

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Witch_King_Of_Angmar3 wrote:

Pharisee decides it's time to bounce, literally and bounces on top of a bouncy ball and abuses the laws of physics to hop onto the highest point on castle.

[ Bro is him rn

]

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[ LMAO WHY DID THAT MAKE ME LAUGH SO MUCH ]