THE JOHN BEAR IS FEELING SO SENSITIVE AND DELICATE TODAY I CAN BEARLY STAND IT
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Oh poor delicate sensitive JOHN BEAR! How can we help you???
Jul 20, 2024
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LordHunkyhair3 wrote:
Oh poor delicate sensitive JOHN BEAR! How can we help you???
HOOMUN THANK YOU FOR YOUR KINDNESS AND SENSITIVITY.
THE JOHN BEAR ALWAYS BELIEVES IN POWER OF HOOMUN IMAGINATION.
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND IMAGINE THE JOHN BEAR ROLLING AROUND IN AN OCEAN OF COTTON BALLS. SWIMMING IN AN OCEAN OF SOFT COTTON BALLS. IMAGINE JOHN BEAR WITH A DELICATE LOOK ON HIS FACE.
WHILE IMAGINING THIS, WHISPER TO YOURSELF SOFTLY, "SOFT SENSITIVE JOHN BEAR. POOR SOFT SENSITIVE JOHN BEAR."
AND THEN I WILL FEEL YOUR SENSITIVITY EMPATHIZING WITH MY OWN. THE JOHN BEAR IS PARTLY MAGICAL AND WILL FEEL IT IN HIS HEART AND SMILE.
Jul 20, 2024
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I'm having a hard time imagining this. Are these cotton balls a permanent fixture in your cave?
I'm imagining that John Bear
BoardMonkey wrote:
Where did the cotton balls come from?
From The John Bear Factory of course. He's been expanding his product line lately in order to compensate for the increase in the cost of living in The John Bear Country.
Why is The John Bear Country so expensive?
John Bear, how does it feel to be so positively delicate? How do you survive?
lalabusthebus wrote:
John Bear, how does it feel to be so positively delicate? How do you survive?
I may be speaking out of turn here because I'm not a John Bear myself but... I assume it would be difficult to be so delicate and innocent. He's just a bear after all, trying to process all of these human emotions and concepts of human life.
To all of us it would be odd and confusing if we were to wake up in the middle of a camp site, surrounded by candy bar wrappers, hot dogs, and a half eaten shoe in your mouth. To a John Bear that's just Saturday morning.
Not to mention all the unhappy campers poking the John Bear until he wakes up. Have you ever been woken up by someone poking you in the belly with a stick? It's not fun campers.
Please don't poke the bears with sticks when you go camping!
That being said... I think the moral of the story is....
Fight the system fight back!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhn6k_1xRkM
THE JOHN BEAR IS *ALWAYS* DELICATE, INNOCENT, PURE, AND SENSITIVE. BUT TODAY I'M FEELING ESPECIALLY SENSITIVE AND DELICATE. I FEEL LIKE IF SOMEONE SNEEZED A MILE AWAY I'M SO SENSITIVE THAT ME, A BIG 2000 POUND JOHN BEAR, WOULD JUST GET BLOWN AWAY LIKE DANDELION SEEDS