The boy looks and sees every human on earth in his yard because everyone knows obama's last name
The Never Ending Story

The crowd turns into particles and drift off into the air as patrick bateman walks up to the door holding deep pore cleanser lotion and water activated gel cleanser along with a honey almond body scrub and an exfoliating gel scrub for his face.

Wild west music plays as a tumbleweed rolls by. Patrick narrows his eyes, applying the gel scrub like war paint.

Andrew tate smirks smugly as Patrick Bateman comes up with an idea. "Andrew, what are your opinions on The Government?" Andrew Tate then said something so controversial that all glass in a 100 mile radius instantly shattered. Little did Andrew know he had summoned the Chess.com Moderators.
The moderator glued andrews mouth shut with superglue, and he was no longer able to move."No Political discussions. Thread locked."
He woke up in a room full of girls
What the heck ?