I suppose "The Monkees" is a much better name for a band than "The Apes."
Imagine the lyrics being "Hey, hey, we're the Apes/..." No. STOP. Banish that thought.
The Science of Big Foot
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They are my favorite band!!
Erik-the-Viking wrote:
They are my favorite band!!
Last Train to Clarksville, Daydream Believer ... great! Which brings to mind the question "What Top Ten songs has Bigfoot recorded?" What about That, huh?!
He's done a rendition of "He ain't heavy he's my brother" by The Hollies!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXxQ2JSIn4Q
Crazychessplaya wrote:
I suppose "The Monkees" is a much better name for a band than "The Apes."
Imagine the lyrics being "Hey, hey, we're the Apes/..." No. STOP. Banish that thought.
Wonderful song by the Kinks! -- I didn't know it, so I'd expected they'd be aping the Monkees, but they didn't.
Do you have any recordings of bands singing "Gorilla My Dreams?"
Hey hey we're the Ebolas! We dont monkey aroun-hound! We're to busy fling-in! and keepin everybody dowwwnnnn!
Hey hey we're just try'in to be friend-lay! That's why I just sprayed ya! We'll be see'in ya in your towwwnnn!
About that Actual Recording of Bigfoot Singing ...... Now I certainly don't want to be unkind, but I'm thinking he'll have a pretty hard time getting a recording contract.
He doesn't enunciate very clearly, can't seem to carry a tune, is more than a little "pitchy," and is obviously rythmically impaired. So, maybe if you got him with a really good drummer, and backed him up with a whole bunch of experienced studio musicians, and then added some reverb, and ......
Oh, let's get real here. He's simply not going to make it in show business. Period. Now, who'll volunteer to break the news to him?
Telling him directly is dangerous given his ability to easily outrun Usain Bolt. Either an email or a letter, or a friendly phone call ?
How about one of those fake newspapers with a fake headline? -- we could roll it up and toss it into the woods for him to find it and he wouldn't know it was us ... The headline could be
Bigfoot Bombs!
Reclusive Giant Bolts Back to Forest Underbrush, Vows to Disappear Forever
This week's much anticipated debut album by Bigfoot, "Big Guy Belts out Ballads!" opened to universally negative reviews.
"This BigFoot must have big -- well, let's just say "enormous cojones" to foist this beastly bilge on the listening public," scolded Rolling Stone Critc Emeritus Pauline Kale, wryly.
"Bigfoot? More like "Big Bust!" exclaimed Vanity Fair critic Ida Notcare Fourette.
"I thought it stunk!" offered 8 year-old Highlights for Children critic Tommy Timmons. "It made me puke, and I really hate to puke!"
Asked for comment, a spokesman for the record producer said the producer could not be located, and is believed to have bolted for the woods himself, or possibly had his head torn off by his obviously disgruntled client.
Lol motherinlaw, you're the best!
How come there are no midget Bigfoots!
Anabolic steroids. The little Bigfeet grow up very fast and run like Gatlin.
http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/athletics/29510575
As I understand it, the term 'Big Foot' applies to someone who puts his or her big 'foot in it', ie. opens their big mouth and utters something idiotic on a regular basis. In which case we have one alive and well here in the United Kingdom - he is married to our present Queen.
Hey look on two legs its a bigfoot/yeti, four legs its a bear, on its hind legs again its a bigfoot, back on four legs a bear.
Prince Philip is way too small and slow.
You can't please everyone, I guess.
Sorry, I was being unfair -- you were just quoting a world famous rock band --
"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees / And people say we monkey around / But we're too busy singing / To put anybody down ..."
Words to live by.