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The story of Technoblade III, an even worse dictator in Minecraft history
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So, to cool everyone down on the Tama page, the modern Technoblade is a decendent of this throne lineage?
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Invader19832009 wrote:
So, to cool everyone down on the Tama page, the modern Technoblade is a decendent of this throne lineage?
yep. the last technoblade (technoblade viii) is the technoblade we know today
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So recently, I talked about Shakas Tama and how he is a very bad dictator, including enslaving Pillagers, Piglins, LGBTQ and disabled people. However, there is another dictator that I forgot to mention - that is even worse than Shakas Tama - and his name is Technoblade III.
Early life of Technoblade III
Technoblade III was born in the Technoblade Palace, Teknoshilda (the capital of Technobladia, formerly the Kingdom of Technoblade) in November 8, 1808. When he was 14, his father, Technoblade II, was suffering from Mining Fatigue and Technoblade III became Crowned Prince. Yet, because he was too young to rule, King Sutsher IV, formerly the Duke of Arigaer, ruled the kingdom. When Technoblade was finally 20, Sutsher gave up his title as King and passed it to Technoblade. But Sutsher had no idea how bad Technoblade would be.
First years of leadership
When he became a leader, he abolished the monarchy and made every royal family into peasants and slaves. The abolition of the monarchy made the Technobladian people mad and protest, but Technoblade's army was able to curb the protests. He also became an atheist, which upset priests. And Technoblade made them slaves too. He sent the royal families and priests first to mob farms for the first years then to šalšārikāds (which means labor camp in Technobladian).
What were the šalšārikāds?
The šalšārikāds were slave labor camps that were only built during the reign of Technoblade III which functions similarly to gulags. Not just royal families and priests were sent to šalšārikāds. There were a wide range of people who went to the šalšārikāds, including from men over 20 years old that refused conscription to pro-monarchist rebels. Since the construction of the šalšārikāds, the Technobladians hated Technoblade even more but had to support the anti-monarchist ideology or else they will go to šalšārikād. A prisoner would go to šalšārikād for 10 years before being released, but this time the person would be monitored by the military 24/7 and there were also strict rules on former šalšārikād prisoners.
In Technobladian Judgement Day, former šalšārikād prisoners would line up and ask a judge if they deserve execution. The judge would then flip a coin. If it's heads, the person would not be executed. And if it's tails, the person would be executed.
Soap glitch discovery
Because his country was so dirty that he would faint whenever he stepped outside his palace, he decided to invent something. He tried drying sugar cane and stuffing pig fat into it, and it created Minecraft's first soap. He decided to use the soap to keep the country clean, but it had not helped much. He then used the same method, but he stuffed human fat instead. Soap like this was much better, so he put it around his country. At night, zombies would raid villages and the smell of soap kept them at bay. The zombies were also sent to šalšārikāds in order to produce more soap.
Outside world intervention & The Great Technoblade War
Seeing Technoblade's cruel activities on humanity, countries like the Tamaist Republic of the Villagers, the Duchy of NotNico and Daquavia embargoed the Democratic Technoblade Republic (DTR). Even countries in the outside world like the Netherlands, Russia and the Ottoman Empire noticed this and warned Technoblade. Technoblade got a bad reputation and decided to modernize the economy by mainly building bigger šalšārikāds. To curb Technoblade's actions, a five-member alliance between Great Britain, Prussia, the Russian Empire, Austria and the Steve Army led an invasion of the DTR to get rid of the Technoblade dictator. This invasion failed because DTR has mandatory conscription so 40 million Technobladians won against the alliance and the alliance didn't send enough soldiers and warships.
After being invaded by the British, Prussians, Russians, Austrians and Steve, Technoblade had to face another set of enemies in the 1840s. Those were not external forces but Minecraft forces. Technoblade's army had to fight the Kingdom of Aphmau, Duchy of NotNico, Maizen and Republic of Daquavia. Because Daquavis joined the war against Technoblade III, Dream stood up to him and fought for the Technobladians. Dream was a great general, but the NotNico army captured him and sent him to gulag. Without Dream, Technoblade's army was inferior and Aphmau, NotNico, Maizen and Daquavis defeated him in a battle. Technoblade took his underground minecart to his palace. The Aphmau 5th Cavalry Regiment raided his palace and killed Technoblade in 1842. After that, šalšārikāds were abolished and many people were freed. The commander of the Aphmau 5th Cavalry Regiment, Tishask, was crowned as King of Technobladia.