The Thread of Super Evil Evil

I ALWAYS TAKE THE LAST SLICE OF PIZZA.
I THINK HATSUNE MIKU IS MID.
I CUT MY SANDWICHES INTO RECTANGLES INSTEAD OF TRIANGLES.

COMMITTING WAR CRIMES ISN'T FUN
I LOVE FEEDING SICK PUPPIES
YOU SHOULD BE A GOOD PERSON
DON'T OVERTHROW THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT
I DON'T EAT BABIES
Too evil.