THE TOP 5 MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS TO EVER EXIST IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD

1)  THAT'S THAT JOHN BEAR COUNTRY

2)  THAT'S THAT JOHN BEAR STYLE

3)  THAT'S THAT JOHN BEAR FIASCO

4)  THAT'S THAT JOHN BEAR FACTORY

5)  THAT'S THAT JOHN BEAR SAFETY 

I 100% agree tbh

Wow.

A new John Bear thread.

This guy is a legend.

He is not stupid

WERE YOU TRYING TO SPELL THE WORD 'STEWPID' HOOMUN? IT LOOKS LIKE YOU SPELLED THE WORD WRONG. JOHN BEAR THINKS YOU MEANT TO SPELL STEWPIDITY BUT WROTE STUPIDITY BY MISTAKE. JOHN BEAR FACTORY UNDERSTANDS. WORDS ARE HARD SOMETIMES FOR JOHN BEAR TOO. THEY NUT TOUGH TO CRACK HOOMUN

John bear speaks his prophecies again

YOU CHICKEN FOR JOHN BEAR??

*TAKES DEEP WIFF SNIFF*

SMELLS OF SEAWEED, MOMS, HAM AND ONION?

*TAKES DEEP WIFF OF CHICKEN, SNIFFS UNDER FEATHERS TAKES DEEP WIFF*

SMELLS OF HAY DIRT FEVER AND MANGLED LETTUCE ROT?

*TAKES DEEP SNIFF*

*JOHN BEAR HEARS CHICKEN GIGGLE*

*TAKES DEEPER SNIFF*

SMELLS OF SAD HOOMUN??? WHY CHICKEN SMELL OF SAD HOOMUN??? SAD HOOMUN TOUCH YOU CHICKEN???? JOHN BEAR FRIEND. JOHN BEAR SIT ON YOU IN WINTER

MAYBE WHEN ANNOYED YOU CAN DO WHAT JOHN BEAR DO HOOMUN?? WHEN JOHN BEAR SEES SOMETHING ANNOYING HIM HE ACTIVELY GOES OUT OF HIS WAY TO PARTICIPATE IN SAID ANNOYANCE. IT ALWAYS MAKES JOHN BEAR FEEL BETTER

OH WAIT HOOMUN YOU ALREADY DOING THAT

JOHN BEAR OUT OF IDEAS!!! WISH WASNT STEWPID. BUT AT LEAST JOHN BEAR SPELL STEWPID RIGHT