The Ultimate GameShow and the Adventures of Elenin 2.0

        I once knew a guy who knew a guy who's brother's cousin's friend's mother-in-law, was 3rd cousin's of my friend's neighbor to HIS cousin's brother's mother-in-law, and lived next to the guy who drove a trash truck on the same route of my sister's niece's neighbor's father-in-law!                                        TA-DA!!!

              ..         We are spending WAY too much money on Vanna White. To date, she has worn 6000 dresses and has never worn the same one twice  I suggest we start saving money on letters and start putting her in bathing suits.

 Noon time report;   D.J. down ANOTHER  -100      WHEN WILL IT END?

                  April fool is badly designed. It allways falls on the 4th month of the new year. It should accur for everybody at the moment of death.  You die; God looks you right in the eye and starts laughing his ass off.  "April Fool, I can't believe they fall for that, every time. 68 yrs of your life wasted".

         Anyone up for a good game of Peek-A-Boo ??

             HELP!!  Enki broke into Sandra Bullock's home.                                  http://www.tmz.com/2015/04/09/sandra-bullock-911-call-stalker-home-court/                    I hope kboyer wasn't visiting!!

Enki !  Enki !   Who the ....  is Enki?

dont worry, there's only 2100+ comments to figure it out!  i still dont know who he is, or is still alive?!

       God, I had to go back to page 74. THIS IS ENKI!  THAT DASTERDLY BASTARD!!     

        UPDATE;   We now have more info on that viscious STALKER home invasion of Sandra Bullock.   Mulder & Scully have been dispatched to Sandra's house and confirmed that Sandra went running, petrified into her closet because her closet is a SAFE ROOM!  Well how cool is that?  Even her walk in closet, HAS, (wait for it),.....A WALK IN CLOSET     Right you are Bob, I can tell you that my bathroom and my kitchen ARE NOT SAFE ROOMS.  I'm allways getting hurt in there.  The stalker was arrested in minutes. Sandra is safe, (thank god). We will bring you further updates as they are un-covered.

      UPDATE 2;    Sandra Bullock's publicist has announced that Sandra is in talks with Elenin Studios to remake the movie "PANIC ROOM", where she will play the role of Jodie Foster.   Upon hearing such news the entire stock market shot up 600 points to close at 18,100.00

Ronald............You're talking Bullocks.  lol 

     Negotiations are at a critical stage. If the food caterers make the smallest mistake, this movie could be in the toilet in the blink of an eye.  Two more roles have been locked in.  Nick Nolte will play the drunken small town lazy sheriff.   And Tommy Chong will play the stalker.  Upon hearing that he won the role Tommy said;  .......wait!...what?  

          WE'VE GOT TO KEEP THIS THREAD GOING AT ALL COST TO HONOR OUR FALLEN LEADER,        KBOYER.

        I've got the script for, "The Adventures Of Elenin 5.0" allready written. I'm in negotiations with Warner Brothers     Suggestions welcome

         Here's what I have so far;   Dinasaur bones were found behind a McDonald's store in Texas. Its amazing what the're serving with fries these days. McDonald's is advertiseing it as, "The Mac-Crockasouris Burger".  So, Mulder & Scully are dispatched to a sleepy quiet Texas town to investigate reports of missing teenagers at a local McDonald's in what the townspeople are calling a new Chubacabra. THE MCCRACASARUS!. A government experiment gone horribly wrong. MU HA HA check your local listings.

        There will be a large cast party this weekend hosted by chess.com and held at Eric's house

       Upon hearing that Cote invited half of Hollywood to Eric's house, Eric only had 1 question for Mr Cote;       WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?                                    

 But.....But......But Eric, think of the money$$$ they could bring to this site

             (deep voice)   For the remainder of this thread, the role of Eric will be played by Jay Leno, and the role of RJC will be played by Hugh Grant. What?--Lee Grant?   NO THAT'S HUGH.  WHO?   Who's on 1st?...