The unOfficial Goofing Off Thread.

Goofing off of course!

Lol. Ok who here arts?

Not me

Welp. That's great.
Who here video games?
Read?

I know a bit about fnaf

Custom night is pretty cool. With the new voices and all.

I've been with fnaf since its beginnings.

Yes! You’re part of the fandom? What’s your high score? Mines 5K

Oh mines about the same.
I tried getting all the secrets. Every time I watch the chica's highscool shtick it made me cringe so hard.

And man I love that hippo. He gave me the lecture of a lifetime.

Agreed, my friend. Did you notice that as time goes on, pieces of her previous lovers can be found in her backpack?

Omg yes. Wtf is she eating them and taking trophies? And the fact that golden Freddy can't be laid to rest is kinda sad.

I know...

You know, I have his crazy theory. Want to hear it?

Okay shoot.
Can't be worst than matpats

Also gtg .. I'll come back tomorrow.

Back when FNAF 3 was out, Phone Guy was a hot topic, and questions flew around the internet- who he was, did he’d fake his death, etc. He was always one of my favorite characters. However, he vanished during the fourth game and did not show up since.

Until now. Now Phone Guy is back in the UCN, and while other fans might not care about his presence here, I do.

Now, most of the animatronics attacking you are inside of the building you are in, actively or sometimes accidentally seeking your death. For instance, Freddy can be seen on Cam 1 coming down the hallway. This seems like the most obvious statement in the world, but one guy doesn’t seem to fit that. Phone Guy.

Where is he? What’s HE doing here in William’s Purgatory? Who is he?!?!

Well, the first question is easy. Just like the first 49, Phone Guy is in the building with you, trying to get you killed. However, you never see him on any camera, so where could he be? The one place that is off-camera, always: the safe rooms.

That’s right, remember those? Phone Guy is in there, in UCN, and not only that, I believe that he is also in the safe room in the first and second games, recording messages, still trying to get you killed.

So, the theory. Michael Afton is the crying child who was Cassidy. How does that make sense with the your theory? It’s simple: YOU DO NOT PLAY AS MICHAEL IN THE FIRST FOUR GAMES.

I believe that you in fact play as the older brother in the first four games, the one in the Foxy mask, in the first four games. You come and you keep coming, despite the homicidal animatronics, wanting to atone for hurting your brother and not stopping your father’s murders.

Yikes.

Because I believe that Phone Guy is your younger brother. And he got his friends: remember “These are my friends” in the fourth game? to help him out, basically telling them that he screwed up his, Cassidy’s life, and that he is the son of their killer. The confused, vengeful robots were more than happy to try and kill the night guard who kept on stupidly returning.

To cover up for the real reason of the robots targeting you, he came up with a trash excuse: that the robots see you as an endoskeleton without a suit, and that supposedly being against the rules, therefore stuff you in a suit. This is obviously wrong, after all, Bonnie regularly goes Backstage, SEES THE ENDOSKELETON WITHOUT A SUIT, and does not stuff it into a Freddy suit. In any way.

However, Phone Guy believed that you were getting onto him and his identity in FNAF 1: and so he faked his death. This explains a lot about the phone call. How did Foxy bang on the door so many times? What’s up with Freddy’s Toredor March? How is Golden Freddy’s sound in there if he’s a hallucination?

Well, both phone call and death were fabricated. And quite poorly, it seems.

This explains why Phone Guy was pretty much replaced by HandUnit in the fifth game and Casette Man in the sixth: playing as Michael/Phone Guy in those games meant that “Phone Guy” couldn’t talk to you, thus requiring a replacement.

And that’s my theory.

Wow. That's a legit theory.
It makes a lot of sense

Am i expected to read that?

No.