The USA is like Santa Clauses evil twin that hates you and takes all your stuff

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You give stuff on Xmas to get that feeling of giving, but Santa’s billionaire brother, Satan Claus, prefers the feeling of being on a yacht while his elf workers make him cash. Who can blame him? Satan Claus is gonna build a wall, and make the South Pole elves pay for it!!

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lol

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Everytime FavelaSwag shares a post I get excited, because it's guaranteed to be hilarious!

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They are 100% opposite in every way, except both refuse to wear anything but red. Satan clause actually enters underground up through your furnace, takes presents for himself, then exits through the chimney, where his 8 rabid hyenas pull his Tesla. They can't fly though, quite the opposite, they travel through the subway system of hell.

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I mean... what openings are you guys playing right now? What do you think about the London System?

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jay_1944 wrote:

I mean... what openings are you guys playing right now? What do you think about the London System?

only Satan Clause plays the London system

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@revenantthecleansed so being against evil billionaires is a bad thing
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Woollensck3 wrote:
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True
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https://youtu.be/BMlHiDzHkSk?si=5vL6_vzrcaqi0-vP