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JackRoach

(This is actually a joke, so don't actually expect therapy, lol.)

Welcome friends. I am a therapy personmajigy. If you need therapudic assistance, please post your dilemas here and I will try to solve them or make you feel better or worse about the situation.

JackRoach
BlunderousWilliam wrote:

I tilted 50 points today. What do I do?

Tilt until you tilt no more... then you can only go up.

JackRoach

Tilt 180 degrees, if you are a triangle.

JackRoach

Anyone else in need of therapeutic assistance?

JackRoach

Anyone? Anyone at all?

JackRoach
laawws wrote:

My earlobes itch when it rains. And it's driving me crazy !!!!

Be crazy, then you won't worry about going crazy anymore. 

JackRoach
laawws wrote:

lol, thanks mom!

NP son!!

Vibhansh_Alok
laawws wrote:

My earlobes itch when it rains. And it's driving me crazy !!!!

Contact 911

JackRoach
Vibhansh_Alok wrote:
laawws wrote:

My earlobes itch when it rains. And it's driving me crazy !!!!

Contact 911

Or cut off your earlobes.

Sch00l

I'm bisexual my parents are lesbian, but I'm only 13 and I feel like if I tell them they won't take me seriously...

JackRoach

Anyone else have any issues? I will help you... I have a diamond membership so you can trust me.

JackRoach

If no one wants therapy, then you guys therapy me. I am tilting.

JackRoach
laawws wrote:

Find your inner self, dude. However, if that inner self of yours is just as half as worth as you are ... look for another outlook on life.

That's deep.