llamonade wrote:
Wow, with names like that how will I be able to sleep tonight?
I find his wheezing strangely calming.
This forum is for people who don't believe in evolution and have evidence
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Apr 5, 2019
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autobunny wrote:
llamonade wrote:
Wow, with names like that how will I be able to sleep tonight?
I find his wheezing strangely calming.
lol
Apr 5, 2019
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#424
trump2020maga1 wrote:
Also I just learned that Darwin married his cousin
Well, didn't Abraham marry his niece? Sarah?
And then there's Noah's whole family. Who were they spozed to marry, but each other? Everybody else was dead!
Guess we cant fault Darwin, for that.
Apr 5, 2019
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#425
varelse1 wrote:
trump2020maga1 wrote:
Also I just learned that Darwin married his cousin
Well, didn't Abraham marry his niece? Sarah?
And then there's Noah's whole family. Who were they spozed to marry, but each other? Everybody else was dead!
Guess we cant fault Darwin, for that.
True Believer: God, why did you do genocide?
God: Because... umm... I love you?
True Believer: wow, really? You're so great!
God: [thinking to himself] Holy crap, I can't believe they're so dumb, I don't even feel bad about it now.
Apr 5, 2019
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#426
Chairman-Miaow wrote:
anyways, i am gonna split until they evolve to have some manners, which will be .... drum roll please ..... never!!!!! providing evidence that evolution doesn’t exist!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!
Your username - avatar combo is fun.
I was being nice to. Such naviete
Some good anti evolution evidence: goo.gl/Gvk7aX
Apr 5, 2019
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#430
varelse1 wrote:
trump2020maga1 wrote:
Also I just learned that Darwin married his cousin
Well, didn't Abraham marry his niece? Sarah?
And then there's Noah's whole family. Who were they spozed to marry, but each other? Everybody else was dead!
Guess we cant fault Darwin, for that.
You do not seem to understand the concept of a miracle that is bestiality. What happens in Noah's ark stays in Noah's ark. You faithless shall never believe.
Apr 5, 2019
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#431
llamonade wrote:
Chairman-Miaow wrote:
anyways, i am gonna split until they evolve to have some manners, which will be .... drum roll please ..... never!!!!! providing evidence that evolution doesn’t exist!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!
Your username - avatar combo is fun.
The evolution or reincarnation (which ever side you may choose) of the kitteh is celebrated here
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/wheres-our-resident-kitteh
Apr 5, 2019
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#432
llamonade wrote:
varelse1 wrote:
trump2020maga1 wrote:
Also I just learned that Darwin married his cousin
Well, didn't Abraham marry his niece? Sarah?
And then there's Noah's whole family. Who were they spozed to marry, but each other? Everybody else was dead!
Guess we cant fault Darwin, for that.
True Believer: God, why did you do genocide?
God: Because... umm... I love you?
True Believer: wow, really? You're so great!
God: [thinking to himself] Holy crap, I can't believe they're so dumb, I don't even feel bad about it now.
Best part was, He supposedly flooded the Earth, to rid the world of Evil.
But who does He pick to be the lone survivor?
Noah!
Like the worst person who ever lived.
This dude was ready and willing to kill his newborn grandson, he was so twisted.
varelse1 wrote:
trump2020maga1 wrote:
Also I just learned that Darwin married his cousin
Well, didn't Abraham marry his niece? Sarah?
And then there's Noah's whole family. Who were they spozed to marry, but each other? Everybody else was dead!
Guess we cant fault Darwin, for that.
Together with Noah in the ark were his followers. His kids married with them.
As long as it is not incest it is allowed.
Apr 5, 2019
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#434
Geodexic wrote:
varelse1 wrote:
trump2020maga1 wrote:
Also I just learned that Darwin married his cousin
Well, didn't Abraham marry his niece? Sarah?
And then there's Noah's whole family. Who were they spozed to marry, but each other? Everybody else was dead!
Guess we cant fault Darwin, for that.
Together with Noah in the ark were his followers. His kids married with them.
As long as it is not incest it is allowed.
Actually -- and I may be wrong, as it been a long time since I been to Sunday School -- but I believe those "followers" were all his family.
Which many were married already before work on the Ark began. So they not incest.
But then comes the next generation. Which is by definition all family. So who did they marry?
Apr 5, 2019
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#435
autobunny wrote:
llamonade wrote:
Chairman-Miaow wrote:
anyways, i am gonna split until they evolve to have some manners, which will be .... drum roll please ..... never!!!!! providing evidence that evolution doesn’t exist!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!
Your username - avatar combo is fun.
The evolution or reincarnation (which ever side you may choose) of the kitteh is celebrated here
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/wheres-our-resident-kitteh
That's quite a tribute.
I noticed luvsmetuna was gone recently.
Apr 5, 2019
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#436
Geodexic wrote:
varelse1 wrote:
trump2020maga1 wrote:
Also I just learned that Darwin married his cousin
Well, didn't Abraham marry his niece? Sarah?
And then there's Noah's whole family. Who were they spozed to marry, but each other? Everybody else was dead!
Guess we cant fault Darwin, for that.
Together with Noah in the ark were his followers. His kids married with them.
As long as it is not incest it is allowed.
Genesis 7:13 (KJV 1900)
13 In the selfsame day entered Noah, and Shem, and Ham, and Japheth, the sons of Noah, and Noah’s wife, and the three wives of his sons with them, into the ark;
Apr 5, 2019
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#437
varelse1 wrote:
Geodexic wrote:
varelse1 wrote:
trump2020maga1 wrote:
Also I just learned that Darwin married his cousin
Well, didn't Abraham marry his niece? Sarah?
And then there's Noah's whole family. Who were they spozed to marry, but each other? Everybody else was dead!
Guess we cant fault Darwin, for that.
Together with Noah in the ark were his followers. His kids married with them.
As long as it is not incest it is allowed.
Actually -- and I may be wrong, as it been a long time since I been to Sunday School -- but I believe those "followers" were all his family.
Which many were married already before work on the Ark began. So they not incest.
But then comes the next generation. Which is by definition all family. So who did they marry?
Why is it that it's the non believers who actually listened/read 
llamonade wrote:
trump2020maga1 wrote:
llamonade wrote:
trump2020maga1 wrote:
How did the reproduction organs evolve? With out them you can't make the generation it would take to evolve them
Incorrect.
How so?
It's called asexual reproduction, a term you would have heard if you hadn't been educated by mouth breathing hillbillies in a West Virginian barn.
How did they evolve the ability to do asexual reproduction?
@Chairman-Miaow post #489
We don’t ask threads we disagree with to get locked, because we don’t get butthurt.
We don’t ask threads we disagree with to get locked, because we don’t get butthurt.
And we celebrate being classified under eukarya with the Eucharist. Proof.