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tomtrytostay
May 29, 2016
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#221
I thought of death on the plane , naturally . I thought I've had a good life but I regret my mistakes. Don't we all?
Hey Tom, answer this question:
How many chess addicts does it take to change a light-bulb?
'Rumours have been circulating that due to it being an election year, pressures from the Mayor & the alligations from the public of police corruption during this case'
Det Kujan declared to press today, and continued to say.......
'I want to assure you, it is not true that I am working to a deadline which finishes at midnight GMT on the 31st May 2016.
In fact I may wrap the case up before then'.
'Despite no presure from the mayor & the backlash of public opinion & the time constraint & lack of evidence...on the charges of Fenster aka Frenchbasher faking or hacking his account to look like himself but at the same time to look like someone else pretending to be him...........'
continued Det. Kujan looking around nervously with a twitch in his face, before contining the press conference......
'......and despite the fact that this CCTV above shows Fenster on Chess.com forums and despite there being evidence of this and a possibilty that he is a man with many different faces. Who may in fact actually be a woman pretending to be a man with many faces.........'
Reports say that Det. Kujan started to twitch very nervously with his concluding remarks.
And all the rumours of the missing kilo of cocaine from police holdings related to Det. Kujan have been squashed by his crack smoking lawyer Mr. Puff-alot
'........we have found...(sniff).....no evidence what so ever of any involvment....(sniff sniff) ......(rub nose.....twitch....sniff)...of any ummmm involvment whatsoever of Fenster aka Frenchbasher to the hacking account crime....(sniff)......'
Det. Kujan then hurriedly left the press conference with a pre-rolled $20 bill for one reason or another.
The Nominees are too numerous to mention.
Just a select few for now below:
Best Actor - Meximartini (video coming soon)
Best Tomism Line - Tom has his own category
Funniest One Liner
Most Hated Villain within a Script
Best Fake French Accent Online
Best Account Hacker
Best Bird Impersonating a Wolf
Most Liked Glaswegian
Best Pet Thread Contibuter
Best Supporting Actress who likes Dwarves
The Cutest Killing Beast Avatar Award
Best Biker in a Supporting Role
Funniest Paragraph without a Picture
Funniest Paragraph with a Picture/Gif
Funniest Posted Video
Funniest Scandanivian Post
Funniest USA Post
Funniest UK Post
Funniest European Post
Funniest Other International Post
Best Supporting Role Actress without a Script
Worse Supporting Role Actor with a Script
Best Failed Attempt at Trolling the Thread
Most Talked About Banned from Thread Person
.....and much much more coming soon
Lol Nikprit.
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#229
Thanks guys . I've got some photos of Paris on my blog if you'd like to share my holiday a little . I have about a week by the way.
tomtrytostay wrote:
Thanks guys . I've got some photos of Paris on my blog if you'd like to share my holiday a little . I have about a week by the way.
Would love to see your pics - where is your blog ?
Have a great time too Tom
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Well, I'm not you. Luckily.
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#237
I'm glad for you . My wife loves me though and Paris is beautiful . Count your blessings I guess .
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#238
Fh said happiness is wanting what you have not having what you want and there's beauty in that .
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#239
FB no regrets . If your mistakes have hurt people you should regret . Otherwise you're selfish no?
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