Yes and you sent many to me, I will enjoy those as well, many thanks!
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corrijean wrote:
Curse words? I never curse. I had a religious upbringing . . .
That could be one of Top 100 Forum Topics! 
#9. Kohai and Erik, employees for years on Chess.com, recently confessed on policing all of the forums, "it's not just a job, it's an adventure"!
#8. Does depression cause marriage?
#7. You know you're a bad parent when you child finds your stash of Playchesses under your mattress.
#6. You know you're a bad parent when you explain to your children the birds and the bees, and you referr to the male and female anatomy as rooks and pawns.
#6: Study shows that chessdude46 is not insane, he's just the only sane person in a world full of insane people.
chessdude46 wrote:
#6: Study shows that chessdude46 is not insane, he's just the only sane person in a world full of insane people.
That's very sane of you to admit, I hope the insanies think so also!
corrijean wrote:
Only six left.
Thank God, I can't wait, oh and the end of the world didn't happen on the 25th!!
#5.
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy used some nair
Fuzzy Wuzzy smeared it everywhere
Fuzzy Wuzzy wouldn't swear
Fuzzy Wuzzy didn't care
Fuzzy Wuzzy thought it rare
That Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
I am trying to remember that woodchuck limerick, help if you can.
#4. How much would chuck chuck if he was a woodchuck? Wait, how much wood would you charge chuck to chuck if chuck your wood if you could have chuck his wood if chuck could chuch the wood? Damn, how much would chuck chuck if his wood could be chucked? One second, okay, If chuck had a woodpile would chuck chuck your wood or would he chuck his wood? Alright, I got it, if chuck was a woodpile would chuck chuck his wood or would he wait and chuck it while he had your wood and if he were a woodchuck? One more time, how much wood would you charge if chuck only chucked your wood, or would he charge double to use chuck's woodpile and would he charge more if he was a woodchuck? Or would he charge less if wood was chuckable?
Ah the chuck with it.
#3. Let's completely drop the US Postal Service so we all can walk our mail to each other. That move would solve everything and save billions of dollars.
#2: Nixon shouldn't have resigned, he still had some stalemate chances.
chessdude46 wrote:
#2: Nixon shouldn't have resigned, he still had some stalemate chances.
And too many people thought he wasn't a crook, therefore he wouldn't have stole too many pieces (in the chess world only).
No offence to anyone, I was dared once again to post this (I need new friends):
#2. Chez Bono is my long lost mother/father/dance partner.
And the number 1 top 100 forum titles you won't see on Chess.com:
#1. Top 100 NAUGHTY forum titles you won't see on Chess.com
Okay, you think of a better one!!
I watched it, too. I was a little shocked at the cursing/violence, since I usually watch the censored version on tv. But it was still funny.