Top 100 Forum Titles You Won't See on Chess.com

 That's what I was told.

#38.  There's a myth in the scientific world that chess players have higher

I. Q.s.

 Kasparov responded by saying: "What's an I.Q.?

#37.  Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but to the chess player, beauty is in the eye of the board holder.

#36.  What do you call a chess player who is dull and stupid?

Board dumb

#35: I'm wearing a giant sombrero right now, I consider this normal

#34: Does chess have any ugly female chess players?

 I do, it makes my chess matches stronger.

 No they are all beautiful and only if they drink wine and shower.

#35.  When life and chess doesn't treat you right, resign.

#34.  What forum topic did the late great comedian Rodney Dangerfield never say?

"Take my stalker please and do whatever you want with her". 

#33.  Feeding your child sugar is a form of child abuse.

#32: Being normal is boring, play 1. f3!

"An Andorian just beat me at chess."

HHAHAHAHAH because Andorians suck at chess.  HAHAHAHAHA.

#31: Is having a complete nervous breakdown at a chess tournament normal?

#30: Tournaments move too quickly on this site

 And being perfect is acceptable in chess plays.

 Are andorians male or female or does it matter?

 Or can a live chess game have the same results?

 Play high.

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