Torch’s AMA(again)

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that one wizard gang gave me some weird ahh purple milkshake that made my brain go funny 🔥👈🏻
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I’ll have to ask them if it’s in my contract though and they don’t work on Wednesdays sooooo
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I gotta wait
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They don’t got a number
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You gotta send them like a crow with a scroll
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no they hate karry plopped
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Don’t mention karry plopped in front of them
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so like there is this cool robot bird that flys around the world once a day and if you play the final countdown on kazoo it will fly to you and you can write your message on the holographic paper provided 🗿
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nah it ain’t futuristic cuz there is a real bird inside the robot
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dont mention the future in front of them either or else they will call big Timmy
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the holographic paper is made of a magical white substance known as whipped cream 🦅
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he is 57 pazillion years old though
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Big Timmy will cook some food for you if you play a special song on the kazoo for him
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the special song is a secret 🦆
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uhh regarding if he is Brazilian uhh the answer is no cuz he is from space 🤡
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he lives on the water planet 🗣️🔥🔥
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don’t call him daddy Timmy or else he will turn you into a frog 🧌
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no he killed them all 😰
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don’t tell them but the special song is that song from that one video game
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(pizza tower)