Trial: the members of Chess.com v checkmateibeatu

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bigpoison wrote:
jetfighter13 wrote:

ok i assume that bigpoison and prawn eats prawn can be jurers aswell, but keep it nice


That's only two angry men.  One of whom can't spell.  Better to not have fellas like that on your jury.


 

Don't worry about me. My mind is firmly on the task ahead.

 

I've decided that I'm a hanging juror, I don't even need to hear the charges.

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not mine, i looked at your content and had to concure sorry this is at the most recent post by checkmateibeatu

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There is nothing to say other than that I am sorry for coming off as a know-it-all, and disrepecting your opinions which I thought were fake, etc. I don't know about you, but I can put this behind me. Take duskrevival for example. We were in an argument on whether early king development was good or not. The main reason I didn't accept your votes was because I was thinking if your votes were accepted, a domino effect would take place and everyone else would vote for it too and another thread of mine would be ruined, which is exactly what happened in my first two surveys.
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well you have to assume that people mean the best and tell the truth

also just like assume that your opponent will make the best move

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oh and is that all checkmateibeatu

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This was a funny idea for a thread.

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ok the defendant has finished his opening statement so i will proced to present my statement on behalf of all present on this thread

 

Jury, checkmateibeatu, and all present here i would like to present that the defendant,checkmateibeatu, has commited a vast number of crimes against many members of Chess.com, I will leave them unnamed so as to save time.  These are no jokes, and I feel punitive action is required to right the atrocities commited by checkmateibeatu.  He has even atempted to bribe me into dismising charges that are extemporaneous but pushed for.  I would also like to apolagise for the accusation of the murder of oinquarki, who hopefully will exit the daily puzzle thread and join us here.  to conclude be fair in your judgement, and respect all of the rights of the accused.

 

Now that I have completed, the defendant may call his first witness.

i will post a complete dialouge of the trial upon its conclusion

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I have already said my apologies and that is it.  I am sorry that you feel this way about this, and there is nothing I can do about it now.

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well i believe in finishing what i start so this trial will continue

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checkmateibeatu wrote:
Please don't block me. What about if you don't block me, I won't block you. I need to defend myself.

Hilarious!Laughing

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And being a teenager is indeed a crime, especially if you start threads.

And jetfighter, quit being a jerk to beater; it's only ok to be a jerk to beater if you do it in an unorganized manner.

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I'll have to bring in ilikeflags as a witness. 

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oinquarki wrote:

And being a teenager is indeed a crime, especially if you start threads.

And jetfighter, quit being a jerk to beater; it's only ok to be a jerk to beater if you do it in an unorganized manner.


Eerie. You were... You must be... I saw the body!

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Can checkmateibeatu also be charged with spamming his topics in the forums and taking up other thread spaces? Also his notion that open polls in the forum lead to a conclusive result and repeats them is also worthy of being charged. Also trying to keep the forum serious is another charge against him.

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What?  False accusations of hi-jacking?  I openly set out to derail his silly threads; in fact, I should be chastised for not putting enough effort into it.  As should the rest of you, bar oinquarki, who of course was tragically murdered for his stellar work.

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I charge everyone in this thread with being litigious ***hats.

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it stands for red. as in the red hat society. isn't that what we are here to talk about?

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no, it stand for crap like craphat.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Hat_Society

"The Red Hat Society’s primary purpose is social interaction among women, and to encourage fun, friendship, freedom, fulfillment, and fitness. The goal is for members to bond as they travel through life together. The Society is not a sorority or a voluntary service club. There are no initiations or fundraising projects.

A founder or leader of a local chapter is usually referred to as a "Queen". Members are called "Red Hatters". Members 50 and over wear red hats and purple attire to all functions. A woman under age 50 may also become a member, but she wears a pink hat and lavender attire to the Society's events until reaching her 50th birthday. She is referred to as a “Pink Hatter.”

There are two ways of belonging to the Red Hat Society: as a Queen (usually leader of a local chapter; however, no Queen is required to lead a chapter) and as a Supporting Member. Membership dues are paid annually to the Red Hat Society."

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When I searched for 'craphat' on wikipedia it said, "Did you mean: crash

I don't think anyone would make an obscure reference like that