not mine, i looked at your content and had to concure sorry this is at the most recent post by checkmateibeatu
Trial: the members of Chess.com v checkmateibeatu


well you have to assume that people mean the best and tell the truth
also just like assume that your opponent will make the best move

ok the defendant has finished his opening statement so i will proced to present my statement on behalf of all present on this thread
Jury, checkmateibeatu, and all present here i would like to present that the defendant,checkmateibeatu, has commited a vast number of crimes against many members of Chess.com, I will leave them unnamed so as to save time. These are no jokes, and I feel punitive action is required to right the atrocities commited by checkmateibeatu. He has even atempted to bribe me into dismising charges that are extemporaneous but pushed for. I would also like to apolagise for the accusation of the murder of oinquarki, who hopefully will exit the daily puzzle thread and join us here. to conclude be fair in your judgement, and respect all of the rights of the accused.
Now that I have completed, the defendant may call his first witness.
i will post a complete dialouge of the trial upon its conclusion

I have already said my apologies and that is it. I am sorry that you feel this way about this, and there is nothing I can do about it now.

Hilarious!

And being a teenager is indeed a crime, especially if you start threads.
And jetfighter, quit being a jerk to beater; it's only ok to be a jerk to beater if you do it in an unorganized manner.

i'm glad i'm not the only one around here who wants to punk this twerp, but i think this mess gives him way too much credit. this "trial" kinda validates his idiocy. next thing you know, we'll be welcoming that chick woodie.
And being a teenager is indeed a crime, especially if you start threads.
And jetfighter, quit being a jerk to beater; it's only ok to be a jerk to beater if you do it in an unorganized manner.
Eerie. You were... You must be... I saw the body!

Can checkmateibeatu also be charged with spamming his topics in the forums and taking up other thread spaces? Also his notion that open polls in the forum lead to a conclusive result and repeats them is also worthy of being charged. Also trying to keep the forum serious is another charge against him.

What? False accusations of hi-jacking? I openly set out to derail his silly threads; in fact, I should be chastised for not putting enough effort into it. As should the rest of you, bar oinquarki, who of course was tragically murdered for his stellar work.
ok i assume that bigpoison and prawn eats prawn can be jurers aswell, but keep it nice
That's only two angry men. One of whom can't spell. Better to not have fellas like that on your jury.
Don't worry about me. My mind is firmly on the task ahead.
I've decided that I'm a hanging juror, I don't even need to hear the charges.