Try And Roast Me And I’ll Roast You Back

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Jeffery out here tipping the scales like he's trying to break into a new weight class that science hasn't named yet—bro's not walking, he's orbiting. Every time he sits down, the chair files a worker's comp claim. He doesn't need a GPS; his bellybutton has its own zip code. If calories were currency, Jeffery would be the richest man alive, balling out in the buffet line like it's the stock exchange. And let’s be honest—when he steps on a scale, it just sighs and says, “One at a time, please.”
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I’ll take an electric roaster pls and thanks
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CarTheSlay wrote:

Which roaster oven would you prefer?

This one will do

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Is that your washroom?
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Looks pretty accurate
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CarTheSlay hat geschrieben:

Which roaster oven would you prefer?

Boom. That must hurt, Chicken.

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I’ll get it and clobber you black T-shirt skinny boy
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ChickenIM wrote:
Is that your washroom?

Nah I stole it from your out house

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ChickenIM wrote:
I’ll take an electric roaster pls and thanks

alright, no problem

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How the heck does that make sense it looks like YOU took a shat in it
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Bet I’ll take it thanks for murdering my cousin he’s areal pain
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You exist

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Jefferydagreat wrote:
CarTheSlay wrote:

Which roaster oven would you prefer?

This one will do

how do they get THAT bad😭

thats just plain nasty

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#32 umm… how is that a roast
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Car the slay what is ur user did a car slay you
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ChickenIM wrote:
Car the slay what is ur user did a car slay you

maybe

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ChickenIM napisał:
#32 umm… how is that a roast

This is a top tier roast. I am the master of roasting.

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What da heck
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Roasting? You mean burning bacon right?
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Whatever