Two Really Cheesy Jokes

Here are two really cheesy jokes for you - Enjoy!

Joke 1

A Rabbi, a Minister, and a Priest all go into a room to do virtual services during this horrible pandemic 

First, the Rabbi goes to the table, takes out a Menorah, lights the first candle and says "This is to all my fellow Jewish parishioners.  May you have a safe and happy Hanukkah with your friends and family!"  He holds the Menorah high and sits down.

Next, the minister, who observes Kwanzaa, takes out his Kinara, lights the first candle, and says: "This is to my fellow members - May you all have a safe and happy Kwanzaa with your family and friends."  He holds the Kinara up high and then sits down.

Last, the Priest goes to the table, and takes a block of Swiss cheese out of his pocket.  He broke the cheese and said "Take this, all of you, and eat it.  This is my body, which will be given up for you."

Just as the Priest proceeds to raise the cheese up high, the Rabbi interjects and says "Wait a minute here!  Aren't you supposed to use bread?  Since when did cheese become the symbol?"  The Priest responds "Yeah yeah yeah, I know!  I just wanted to give my parishioners something a little more holey!"

Joke 2

What did the woman say when she saw rat droppings in the Swiss cheese?

Holey S**t!

Ha Ha ha!