Al, the last time I looked this was CHESS.com, not GOLF.com
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. HANK AARON
I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It is called an eraser. ARNOLD PALMER
The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs. HENNY YOUNGMAN
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. HENNY YOUNGMAN
Golf is a good walk spoiled MARK TWAIN
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The 113th competition starts in less than two days. I'm pretty excited, but it has virtually nothing to do with the competitors. The course is what is so attractive to me. Wicker baskets instead of flags. Less than 7000 yards, with one par 4 reachable off the tee for most. Deepest rough some players say they haven't seen in years. Players considering putting 7 or 9 woods in their bags.
Merion. Gotta love it. Nicklaus was asked which hole was the best on the course, and he replied, "all of them".