Mattew is not fat because it is a cat.
VERSATILITY - IF U LIKE TO RHYME, IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE!

@Mattew, post #37 is in French 🇫🇷 - I need help, I’m on the bench. . .
please translate it, help me through - so I can understand it too.🤔

He loves a mouse and catnip tea.
And that’s the way he’ll always be .
When night is dark, and the moon is bight.
Woolly’s arrived …..Oh what a sight ! 🙀

I love to speak english because you can distinguish, the beauty in a language so pack your luggage. We're going around the world😱 in 80 days, there's so many ways! Were are we going first? Initially, let me quench my thirst 🚰 oh bother i lost my purse 😱😱 is this a curse??! Well then, back to ben (big ben) in good old london were everything can be undone... Lol

@Saccharinechillisauce_08🌶 is here - she came back so let’s all cheer!👏👏👏👏
She tried to leave but felt the pull - so now she comes here after school! 🏫

Aw thanks @pegusu 🐧 😭 pegusu is my friend there is no doubt! Pegusu is as strong as jiu-jitsu! She knows how to make me laugh even if im split in half (lol as in heart 💔) shes honest, as she promised! She is the best, makes me less stressed and depressed, yes its pegusu wonderful of all even at the mall :) 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🎉🥳

The pawn is always first out, coz we're programmed to repeat,
The knight is always next to roll, coz that stud is hard to beat,
The next move is to shore up, we don't want that pawn to fall,
And then we roll our Queens out coz that b**ch can kill em all.

Life gets faster every day, No time to think, no time to play. Hurry, chaos, lots of stress, Tension leads to sleeplessness. When will all this madness cease? Where is free time? Where is peace? I'm running, doing, till I drop. Give me buttons: Pause, Mute, STOP!

Where's the bishop? I don't see that freak,
Behind the wall of pawns is where that sucker likes to sneak,
You think you pulled a fast one as you take that rook to court,
And then that sneaky holy man destroys that blessed thought

That crowned godess,
Starts her progress,
Your wall of pawns,
Is now a mess,
Your rear defence,
Gets pulled apart,
And now her reign,
Can really start

The king moves slowly,
The threat is lowly,
But don't forget,
He's the one and only,
Didnt get that crown,
By sitting still,
The chequered don,
Was born to kill

Time to reflect,
As the bishop moves,
You made a move,
Now he's in the grove,
Now Youve gotta chose,
Which piece to lose,
All the skills you learnt,
Aren't saving you

What about our rook? The fortress supreme,
Think your off the hook? Now he's looking mean,
Wanna take that piece? Sucker in your dreams,
Think you've got my king? Whoops, there goes your queen

Two steps forward, one to the right,It's time for this thoroughbred to join the fight,
Two steps left, advance one time,See that rook? gonna make him mine,
Twice to the right and back we go, Move that queen, or I'll slap that h*e,
Two steps back, bust a dope move left, it's good knight baby, your king met his death
Why are we talking like that
When you can just talk like a cat ? 😹