War Game!

*short-circuits time machine*

*realizes*

Why are we here? Just to suffer?

This is war after all

We will fight the heathens, we will fight the heathens!

*sacrifices the horse in honor of your name* XP

They will see, we'll fight until eternity

(continue the lyrics if u know)

I pull out a sword from stone and become the next king

:shock I eat your crown so noone knows if you're the king or not

I go find the holy grail

i confuse myself and choose to continue hiding in my graveyard

i use a empty can of beans to capture a spider, the ultimate weapon

everyone fears the spider-sword

i squeeze you until you die because that is my reaction to cute things.

also i hold funeral for spider

rip tom

I summon the hulk to smash you and disappear to Mario World while picking up 1000000 invincibility stars that only protect to Mario-related attacks, but you cannot use anything else than Mario attacks in Mario World

This is possible

I will say no if your answer is wrong