Bloody hell! Your score is much higher than mine!
Well I say

I just won my first game of chess, jolly good fun it was as well.
Dashed good show, old bean.
I say, you might be some boundah who could beat me !
Must be a secret Prince or something are you ?
Lord, I am the emperor from over the sea. 🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴

Well it looks like that jolly good fun wasn’t enough to repeat was it now? Or is a once in a blue moon holiday now innit

Probably some kind of hopeful commoner would be my guess old bean !
I say, old nitwit, what is your attitude towards our colonial brethren?
Probably some kind of hopeful commoner would be my guess old bean
Well maybe not emperor but ruler of the world to be more precise
Probably some kind of hopeful commoner would be my guess old bean !
I say, old nitwit, what is your attitude towards our colonial brethren?
You said it!

Well it looks like that jolly good fun wasn’t enough to repeat was it now? Or is a once in a blue moon holiday now innit
"Innit" ??? speak proper English young man !

cool but how did you play with 93% ACCURACY on my first game i only played like idk 63% accuracy something like that
Blue blood ,that is the secret.

Probably some kind of hopeful commoner would be my guess old bean !
I say, old nitwit, what is your attitude towards our colonial brethren?
I am not sure , do they make decent champers then ?

I say, that ruffian I am playing had the damned cheek to play 3...f6 against me, is he allowed to do that ?

Not that I know of. I say, old chap, did you know that until last week, Asda sold something called Cremant de Loire for £9 per bottle and it's the best champers substitute I've ever had my taster taste for me. I do believe it could have been sent over there. Bit on the light and breezy side but they'd never tell the difference. The pity being that now it's off the shelves and they've got some gnat's pee masquerading as Cremant d'Alsace. It's terrible (says my taster). Some dashed fellow's beat us to it!
Well, I am insane ,so what do you expect ?
I'm jolly well curious how well you are lets have a friendly duel.