What has happened to our little Woollensocks?!

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How is this as Campaign material.

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Cute passes the time, hate is a lifestyle.

Cute is moot.

Hate motivates.

 

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This sounds like a, pess..i...mist...

 

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Yiyichen63 wrote:

This sounds like a, pess..i...mist...

 

He is a dog lover.

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Um.. ok.

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Okay, Bong, you'll be press secretary, and Llama, lead strategist for this campaign. We've got to get this cat VOTED IN. Let's get this done!

Woollensock for President, back scratches and legalized catnip for all

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The biggest obstacle to Woolly's ambition are the dog lovers. How would we convince them that Woolly have no intention to suppress dog's rights? And in case of Cat - Dog quarrels, the justice system will be fair to the two parties.

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We'll need to appoint a top dog to the Cabinet. Scooby Doo? Lovable but maybe too soft.

Any pitbulls or rottweilers with name recognition ya know of? The juxtaposition between the personalities of Woollensock and our cabinet member could attract both cats and dogs.

Geez, Bong - then the logistics of the parrots, bunnies, humans - we're going to have to give some token appointments just to get the votes.

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The Golden Retriever could become Woolly's running mate or Vice President. Everybody loves Goldens. Any golden among chess.com members you know?

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is @woollensock back?

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no..

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Agree, Golden Retrievers are loved by all. Think we should find one with a backstory, perhaps one found in a shelter, yet pulled himself up by the bootstraps and worked, really worked, for those scraps of food. Who doesn't like a success story? Brilliant, Bong. Now for our search. I bet there are dog clubs here.

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josephyossi wrote:

is @woollensock back?

Not yet. He has to come back though as we've started his campaign!

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@Nylonsock looks familiar. Is he the son or daughter of @Woollensock?

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Don't want to spoil the party guys, but did anybody note the english flag next to @woollensocks... What you need is a Lion. Brave and strong.

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Make my day!!!  Our kitty is back! (I hope this is our Woollensock!)

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The Lion is better as President's bodyguard. Woolly is smart enough to rule the world. What to speak rule the land of Hollywood and WWE.

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Nylonsock wrote:
Guy’s my brother Woollensock sends his best regards to you all

Tell him to come back! Chess.com needs him. And the country needs him to be the top leader. Chess.com have enough voters to make him win.

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Nylonsock wrote:
Guy’s my brother Woollensock sends his best regards to you all

We are so happy he is well, Nylonsock! We all became oddly attached to the little guy!

As you can see, we've started a campaign for his presidency. If you could relay to him that I'd like the head security and bodyguard position, that would be great.

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This has made my day.

Bong, let's go celebrate! 

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