what is the worst excuse to get out of class or a meeting

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what is the worst excuse to get out of class or a meeting
Avatar of LucasTrejo413
My wife’s having a kid gtg!!
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Okay
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Wait....
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U have a meeting scheduled with both Nasa & Space X to go over ur new nuclear fusion rocket engine design. It's very important.

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Whew! Good thing I'm not in a city

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It is to commit a crime(I do not endorse it)
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I hadn't finished that pitcher yet.

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I’m the best man in the world and I need to get my baby out of me and yes I’m a man I need to rob a bank with a girl I kidnapped and then go and eat humans then I need to do explosive diarrhea
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i must drink