How do you get Eric's attention? I saw a guy the other day write in French and Eric immediately responded .
what has the French ever done for chess to deserve preferential treatment!?
Does it work for other languages too?
What the hell Staff!! Why is it not not working!!?
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Only notmwain answers questions in Spanish.
Jun 20, 2017
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How do you get the attention of staff without alerting that David guy who has absolutely no sense of humor ?
Jun 20, 2017
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#6
Waaaiiiittttt a minute......kaynight , how did you get here so fast? Are you tracking my activity?!
kaynight wrote:
Que?
sera, sera
Dubious-Duck wrote:
How do you get the attention of staff without alerting that David guy who has absolutely no sense of humor ?
David's perceptions are so acute that by tying a pen to him and leaning him against a piece of paper, perturbations in his humorlessness are used as a seismograph by the other admins.
As for languages... sijui.
Jun 20, 2017
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A most excellent observation Blarg.
I also have a theory that most mods are really sockpuppets for Eric .
Actually I don't have that theory at all, I just made it up.
I really just wanted a tenth comment so this will go to hot topics.
Once it reaches hot topics more people will respond and I will have the opportunity to insult them in various ways.
They ways of the lord are mysterious.
Dubious-Duck wrote:
I really just want ... the opportunity to insult [people] in various ways.
The ways of the lord may be mysterious, but the ways of the Duck are as unambiguously righteous. This is 95% of why I'm here.
The other 5% are related to the conditions of my parole.
I'm so annoyed about this! UGH! The staff are idiots! Ugh! Replace them! Ugh!
Jun 20, 2017
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#12
What is wrong with you Vonjams!? You just rock up here insulting the staff and wanting to replace them.
Get with the program man. You don't just throw tantrums on another person's thread.
But it's MY THREAD! Ugh!
Jun 20, 2017
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Destroyer_Mark_1420 wrote:
Dubious Duck is back at it again with he worst troll threads in chess.com history!
How can you possibly say that with a straight face. Just take a look at the forum and you will see how appalling most of the topics are, by unoriginal attention seekers.
We need people like Dubious Duck to try to play their part in balancing out the steaming pile of shit these fora have become.
@Dubious-Duck I have summoned a staff/mod/eriksockpuppet for you through my most inappropriate language.
Jun 20, 2017
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#16
The Duck is a great guy, a legend, he made the trolls angry because the yawning gap between his work and their bs posting showed them in their true light so they keep writing crap on his threads, that's the only way they can attempt to drag him down so they don't look so bad.
Jun 20, 2017
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#18
ANOK1 wrote:
certainly com 'O ' rant
I am pretty sure this is supposed to be clever and/or funny word play.
It might be that you are referring to a "cormorant "( a type of waterbird but that has "rant " in its name) It would be ever so mildly clever because a duck is also a waterbird.
It might also somehow refer to a "ranting communists " i.e. communist 'O' rant. In which case you are indicating your support for me because you are a communist.
If this is the case you should know you are mistaken, just because you are a lazy communist bum constantly ranting about the "rich" while living off their hard work doesn't mean we have anything in common.
get a job and a hair cut.
Jun 20, 2017
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#19
Stig-Bubblecard wrote:
The Duck is a great guy, a legend, he made the trolls angry because the yawning gap between his work and their bs posting showed them in their true light so they keep writing crap on his threads, that's the only way they can attempt to drag him down so they don't look so bad.
Stig ...your powers of perception is totally on GM level. For a guy that has only been around for a day I must applaud your skill, insight and intelligence.
Jun 20, 2017
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#20
Destroyer_Mark_1420 wrote:
Dubious Duck is back at it again with he worst troll threads in chess.com history!
You have been hating me for a long time for some odd reason.
It might be because I am a builder and you are a breaker or simply because I bring love to the forums while you bring anger.
Like you derive some pleasure from insulting your fellow cc users!?
And yet the irony of it all is your little chess profile that says:
Life may never seem so dark or so bright, but in your darkest hour may you see the brightest light!
I try to destroy my enemies by making them my friends.
Your ruthless attacks and constant insults on the Duck has now blown-up in your own face Mark...you have failed to live up to your own standards.
You know it, the Duck knows it....ponder that.
My iPad app for V3 and V2 seems to be working!
What the hell staff?
I thought it was supposed to just say ‘loading’ but no….now it loads the forums perfectly in its entire crappy splendour leaving me to deal with the mess.
And why is V2 now called the “old site” !?
Is it that old? Are you trying to belittle it with your inappropriate labels?
I love V2 so I must now be “old” too.
Does it mean I will be put out to pasture by a mod soon to spend the last of my days wandering aimlessly around that vile cesspit called the forums or do you just end ‘old’ members with a swift banning?
These and other questions need answering.
Like is anybody even looking at my application for mod anymore?