Who would win: Minecraft Steve VS. Terrarian?

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lyand2025 wrote:

It makes sense to have preparation time for fights

YES and that preparation is 24 hrs. Steve don’t need to grind for stuff, he just make the machine.

YOU DONT GET F***ING PREP TIME OMFG

THEN HOW TF DOES TERRARIAN GET MAX ARMOR OMFG HOW

YOU GET THE BEST GEAR, YOU DONT GET TO BUILD

AND LETS SAY ITS A 1v1 AT THE VERY START OF THE GAME WITH BEGINNER GEAR

THREE OR FOUR HITS FROM A COPPER SHORTSWORD ENDS YOU, AND YOU CANT RUN FOREVER, YOU HAVE HUNGER. I CAN. YOU CAN ONLY JUMP 1 BLOCK, I CAN JUMP 5

(Beginner gear for ur average pro be full iron with some diamond and full iron/diamond tools)

No. Beginning gear.

the things you spawn with

*steve with a OP chest in ur average minecraft survival game* full diamond a few notches and diamond sword

You do not spawn with a goddamn op chest OMFG

FINE THEN A NORMAL STARTER CHEST WITH STONE TOOLS (stone pick + axe), BLOCKS, AND FOOD

Ok.

i still am stronger.

I have 100 health.

you have 20.

i can craft a bow and arrows within minutes

you cant.

Erm akshully *steve be instant grinding and buys a bow at a village in like 3 minutes* now all he needs is the arrows

Not only would that require a lot of luck but I won’t f***ING let you

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RealTactics960 wrote:
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lyand2025 wrote:

Also blocks in terraria are smaller so Steve would be bigger and stronger

a block in terraria is a meter wtf are you on

Also…

GODDAMN LASER

OMFG ARE YOU GUYS EVEN LISTENING

A LASER IS LIGHT

IT CAN KILL GODS

IVE HIT MYSELF WITH LIKE 10 LASERS AT ONCE IN THE SAME SPOT IT DOESNT HURT

THERES A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LASER POINTER TEACHERS USE AND A GODDAMN PORTABLE DEATH STAR OMFG

I BOUGHT IT AT THE LOCAL SUPERMARKET THE ONES TEACHERS USE THEY MAKE

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Furina_Haha wrote:

Well... 2D character vs 3D character, fair enough

2D be selling 3D be cooking

1 block in Terraria is 1m² and Minecraft is 1m³

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HonestHufflepuff wrote:
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HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
lyand2025 wrote:

It makes sense to have preparation time for fights

YES and that preparation is 24 hrs. Steve don’t need to grind for stuff, he just make the machine.

YOU DONT GET F***ING PREP TIME OMFG

THEN HOW TF DOES TERRARIAN GET MAX ARMOR OMFG HOW

YOU GET THE BEST GEAR, YOU DONT GET TO BUILD

AND LETS SAY ITS A 1v1 AT THE VERY START OF THE GAME WITH BEGINNER GEAR

THREE OR FOUR HITS FROM A COPPER SHORTSWORD ENDS YOU, AND YOU CANT RUN FOREVER, YOU HAVE HUNGER. I CAN. YOU CAN ONLY JUMP 1 BLOCK, I CAN JUMP 5

(Beginner gear for ur average pro be full iron with some diamond and full iron/diamond tools)

No. Beginning gear.

the things you spawn with

*steve with a OP chest in ur average minecraft survival game* full diamond a few notches and diamond sword

You do not spawn with a goddamn op chest OMFG

FINE THEN A NORMAL STARTER CHEST WITH STONE TOOLS (stone pick + axe), BLOCKS, AND FOOD

Ok.

i still am stronger.

I have 100 health.

you have 20.

i can craft a bow and arrows within minutes

you cant.

Erm akshully *steve be instant grinding and buys a bow at a village in like 3 minutes* now all he needs is the arrows

Not only would that require a lot of luck but I won’t f***ING let you

I will chase you down.

you can’t run forever, you will run out of hunger.

I will not

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HonestHufflepuff wrote:
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HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
lyand2025 wrote:

It makes sense to have preparation time for fights

YES and that preparation is 24 hrs. Steve don’t need to grind for stuff, he just make the machine.

YOU DONT GET F***ING PREP TIME OMFG

THEN HOW TF DOES TERRARIAN GET MAX ARMOR OMFG HOW

YOU GET THE BEST GEAR, YOU DONT GET TO BUILD

AND LETS SAY ITS A 1v1 AT THE VERY START OF THE GAME WITH BEGINNER GEAR

THREE OR FOUR HITS FROM A COPPER SHORTSWORD ENDS YOU, AND YOU CANT RUN FOREVER, YOU HAVE HUNGER. I CAN. YOU CAN ONLY JUMP 1 BLOCK, I CAN JUMP 5

(Beginner gear for ur average pro be full iron with some diamond and full iron/diamond tools)

No. Beginning gear.

the things you spawn with

*steve with a OP chest in ur average minecraft survival game* full diamond a few notches and diamond sword

You do not spawn with a goddamn op chest OMFG

FINE THEN A NORMAL STARTER CHEST WITH STONE TOOLS (stone pick + axe), BLOCKS, AND FOOD

Ok.

i still am stronger.

I have 100 health.

you have 20.

i can craft a bow and arrows within minutes

you cant.

Erm akshully *steve be instant grinding and buys a bow at a village in like 3 minutes* now all he needs is the arrows

Not only would that require a lot of luck but I won’t f***ING let you

Dam that’s just abuse of power right there

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Furina_Haha wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
Furina_Haha wrote:

Well... 2D character vs 3D character, fair enough

2D be selling 3D be cooking

1 block in Terraria is 1m² and Minecraft is 1m³

OMFG

IT IS 3D

TERRARIA CANONICALLY IS 3D

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Furina_Haha wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
Furina_Haha wrote:

Well... 2D character vs 3D character, fair enough

2D be selling 3D be cooking

1 block in Terraria is 1m² and Minecraft is 1m³

x1.5 be like

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HonestHufflepuff wrote:
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HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
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HonestHufflepuff wrote:
lyand2025 wrote:

It makes sense to have preparation time for fights

YES and that preparation is 24 hrs. Steve don’t need to grind for stuff, he just make the machine.

YOU DONT GET F***ING PREP TIME OMFG

THEN HOW TF DOES TERRARIAN GET MAX ARMOR OMFG HOW

YOU GET THE BEST GEAR, YOU DONT GET TO BUILD

AND LETS SAY ITS A 1v1 AT THE VERY START OF THE GAME WITH BEGINNER GEAR

THREE OR FOUR HITS FROM A COPPER SHORTSWORD ENDS YOU, AND YOU CANT RUN FOREVER, YOU HAVE HUNGER. I CAN. YOU CAN ONLY JUMP 1 BLOCK, I CAN JUMP 5

(Beginner gear for ur average pro be full iron with some diamond and full iron/diamond tools)

No. Beginning gear.

the things you spawn with

*steve with a OP chest in ur average minecraft survival game* full diamond a few notches and diamond sword

You do not spawn with a goddamn op chest OMFG

FINE THEN A NORMAL STARTER CHEST WITH STONE TOOLS (stone pick + axe), BLOCKS, AND FOOD

Ok.

i still am stronger.

I have 100 health.

you have 20.

i can craft a bow and arrows within minutes

you cant.

Erm akshully *steve be instant grinding and buys a bow at a village in like 3 minutes* now all he needs is the arrows

Not only would that require a lot of luck but I won’t f***ING let you

Dam that’s just abuse of power right there

I mean that I will chase you and kill you if you try to stop and grind

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RealTactics960 wrote:
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HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
lyand2025 wrote:

It makes sense to have preparation time for fights

YES and that preparation is 24 hrs. Steve don’t need to grind for stuff, he just make the machine.

YOU DONT GET F***ING PREP TIME OMFG

THEN HOW TF DOES TERRARIAN GET MAX ARMOR OMFG HOW

YOU GET THE BEST GEAR, YOU DONT GET TO BUILD

AND LETS SAY ITS A 1v1 AT THE VERY START OF THE GAME WITH BEGINNER GEAR

THREE OR FOUR HITS FROM A COPPER SHORTSWORD ENDS YOU, AND YOU CANT RUN FOREVER, YOU HAVE HUNGER. I CAN. YOU CAN ONLY JUMP 1 BLOCK, I CAN JUMP 5

(Beginner gear for ur average pro be full iron with some diamond and full iron/diamond tools)

No. Beginning gear.

the things you spawn with

*steve with a OP chest in ur average minecraft survival game* full diamond a few notches and diamond sword

You do not spawn with a goddamn op chest OMFG

FINE THEN A NORMAL STARTER CHEST WITH STONE TOOLS (stone pick + axe), BLOCKS, AND FOOD

Ok.

i still am stronger.

I have 100 health.

you have 20.

i can craft a bow and arrows within minutes

you cant.

Erm akshully *steve be instant grinding and buys a bow at a village in like 3 minutes* now all he needs is the arrows

Not only would that require a lot of luck but I won’t f***ING let you

I will chase you down.

you can’t run forever, you will run out of hunger.

I will not

Steve can kill a few hundred chickens on the run and eat like caseoh

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lyand2025 wrote:

Steve gets a good spawn and finds an iron chest plate and sword in blacksmith

THEN I FIND A WAND OF SPARKING TO LIGHT YOU ON FIRE WITH MAGIC

AND AN AGLET TO OUTRUN YOU

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RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
lyand2025 wrote:

It makes sense to have preparation time for fights

YES and that preparation is 24 hrs. Steve don’t need to grind for stuff, he just make the machine.

YOU DONT GET F***ING PREP TIME OMFG

THEN HOW TF DOES TERRARIAN GET MAX ARMOR OMFG HOW

YOU GET THE BEST GEAR, YOU DONT GET TO BUILD

AND LETS SAY ITS A 1v1 AT THE VERY START OF THE GAME WITH BEGINNER GEAR

THREE OR FOUR HITS FROM A COPPER SHORTSWORD ENDS YOU, AND YOU CANT RUN FOREVER, YOU HAVE HUNGER. I CAN. YOU CAN ONLY JUMP 1 BLOCK, I CAN JUMP 5

(Beginner gear for ur average pro be full iron with some diamond and full iron/diamond tools)

No. Beginning gear.

the things you spawn with

*steve with a OP chest in ur average minecraft survival game* full diamond a few notches and diamond sword

You do not spawn with a goddamn op chest OMFG

FINE THEN A NORMAL STARTER CHEST WITH STONE TOOLS (stone pick + axe), BLOCKS, AND FOOD

Ok.

i still am stronger.

I have 100 health.

you have 20.

i can craft a bow and arrows within minutes

you cant.

Erm akshully *steve be instant grinding and buys a bow at a village in like 3 minutes* now all he needs is the arrows

Not only would that require a lot of luck but I won’t f***ING let you

Dam that’s just abuse of power right there

I mean that I will chase you and kill you if you try to stop and grind

Grind like a speed runner AKA no stop only ishowsped

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HonestHufflepuff wrote:
Furina_Haha wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
Furina_Haha wrote:

Well... 2D character vs 3D character, fair enough

2D be selling 3D be cooking

1 block in Terraria is 1m² and Minecraft is 1m³

x1.5 be like

Idk , i thought Mojang confirmed that 1 block is 1m³

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HonestHufflepuff wrote:
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HonestHufflepuff wrote:
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HonestHufflepuff wrote:
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HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
lyand2025 wrote:

It makes sense to have preparation time for fights

YES and that preparation is 24 hrs. Steve don’t need to grind for stuff, he just make the machine.

YOU DONT GET F***ING PREP TIME OMFG

THEN HOW TF DOES TERRARIAN GET MAX ARMOR OMFG HOW

YOU GET THE BEST GEAR, YOU DONT GET TO BUILD

AND LETS SAY ITS A 1v1 AT THE VERY START OF THE GAME WITH BEGINNER GEAR

THREE OR FOUR HITS FROM A COPPER SHORTSWORD ENDS YOU, AND YOU CANT RUN FOREVER, YOU HAVE HUNGER. I CAN. YOU CAN ONLY JUMP 1 BLOCK, I CAN JUMP 5

(Beginner gear for ur average pro be full iron with some diamond and full iron/diamond tools)

No. Beginning gear.

the things you spawn with

*steve with a OP chest in ur average minecraft survival game* full diamond a few notches and diamond sword

You do not spawn with a goddamn op chest OMFG

FINE THEN A NORMAL STARTER CHEST WITH STONE TOOLS (stone pick + axe), BLOCKS, AND FOOD

Ok.

i still am stronger.

I have 100 health.

you have 20.

i can craft a bow and arrows within minutes

you cant.

Erm akshully *steve be instant grinding and buys a bow at a village in like 3 minutes* now all he needs is the arrows

Not only would that require a lot of luck but I won’t f***ING let you

I will chase you down.

you can’t run forever, you will run out of hunger.

I will not

Steve can kill a few hundred chickens on the run and eat like caseoh

No you f***ING cant

not only can I likely outrun you, especially if you stop to eat, you’d have to kill them while being chased by me. And I will stop for nothing. You cannot consistently kill those chickens while running

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RealTactics960 wrote:
lyand2025 wrote:

Steve gets a good spawn and finds an iron chest plate and sword in blacksmith

THEN I FIND A WAND OF SPARKING TO LIGHT YOU ON FIRE WITH MAGIC

AND AN AGLET TO OUTRUN YOU

STEVE FINDS PEARLS THEN, OR JUST USES SERVER SETTINGS TO REPLACE THE WORLDS (it’s possible no mods no glitch no cheats)

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RealTactics960 wrote:
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HonestHufflepuff wrote:
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HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
lyand2025 wrote:

It makes sense to have preparation time for fights

YES and that preparation is 24 hrs. Steve don’t need to grind for stuff, he just make the machine.

YOU DONT GET F***ING PREP TIME OMFG

THEN HOW TF DOES TERRARIAN GET MAX ARMOR OMFG HOW

YOU GET THE BEST GEAR, YOU DONT GET TO BUILD

AND LETS SAY ITS A 1v1 AT THE VERY START OF THE GAME WITH BEGINNER GEAR

THREE OR FOUR HITS FROM A COPPER SHORTSWORD ENDS YOU, AND YOU CANT RUN FOREVER, YOU HAVE HUNGER. I CAN. YOU CAN ONLY JUMP 1 BLOCK, I CAN JUMP 5

(Beginner gear for ur average pro be full iron with some diamond and full iron/diamond tools)

No. Beginning gear.

the things you spawn with

*steve with a OP chest in ur average minecraft survival game* full diamond a few notches and diamond sword

You do not spawn with a goddamn op chest OMFG

FINE THEN A NORMAL STARTER CHEST WITH STONE TOOLS (stone pick + axe), BLOCKS, AND FOOD

Ok.

i still am stronger.

I have 100 health.

you have 20.

i can craft a bow and arrows within minutes

you cant.

Erm akshully *steve be instant grinding and buys a bow at a village in like 3 minutes* now all he needs is the arrows

Not only would that require a lot of luck but I won’t f***ING let you

I will chase you down.

you can’t run forever, you will run out of hunger.

I will not

Steve can kill a few hundred chickens on the run and eat like caseoh

No you f***ING cant

not only can I likely outrun you, especially if you stop to eat, you’d have to kill them while being chased by me. And I will stop for nothing. You cannot consistently kill those chickens while running

OMFG CHICKENS HAVE 4 HP 1 TAP WITH A WOOD SWORD EFFING WOOD

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TOUCH GRASS YOURSELF GUYS

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HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
lyand2025 wrote:

Steve gets a good spawn and finds an iron chest plate and sword in blacksmith

THEN I FIND A WAND OF SPARKING TO LIGHT YOU ON FIRE WITH MAGIC

AND AN AGLET TO OUTRUN YOU

STEVE FINDS PEARLS THEN, OR JUST USES SERVER SETTINGS TO REPLACE THE WORLDS (it’s possible no mods no glitch no cheats)

1: YOU CANT EDIT THE WORLD

2: A CHEST CANT GIVE YOU ENDER PEARLS

3: OMFG YOU ARENT DREAM STOP BEING “OHHHH BUT WHAT IF 1/1000000000 HAPPENS HUH???”

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RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
lyand2025 wrote:

Steve gets a good spawn and finds an iron chest plate and sword in blacksmith

THEN I FIND A WAND OF SPARKING TO LIGHT YOU ON FIRE WITH MAGIC

AND AN AGLET TO OUTRUN YOU

STEVE FINDS PEARLS THEN, OR JUST USES SERVER SETTINGS TO REPLACE THE WORLDS (it’s possible no mods no glitch no cheats)

1: YOU CANT EDIT THE WORLD

2: A CHEST CANT GIVE YOU ENDER PEARLS

3: OMFG YOU ARENT DREAM STOP BEING “OHHHH BUT WHAT IF 1/1000000000 HAPPENS HUH???”

1. WHY NOT

2. BRO CAN TAKE OUT A ENDERMAN

3. IT CAN HAPPEN RIGHT?

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HonestHufflepuff wrote:
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HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
lyand2025 wrote:

It makes sense to have preparation time for fights

YES and that preparation is 24 hrs. Steve don’t need to grind for stuff, he just make the machine.

YOU DONT GET F***ING PREP TIME OMFG

THEN HOW TF DOES TERRARIAN GET MAX ARMOR OMFG HOW

YOU GET THE BEST GEAR, YOU DONT GET TO BUILD

AND LETS SAY ITS A 1v1 AT THE VERY START OF THE GAME WITH BEGINNER GEAR

THREE OR FOUR HITS FROM A COPPER SHORTSWORD ENDS YOU, AND YOU CANT RUN FOREVER, YOU HAVE HUNGER. I CAN. YOU CAN ONLY JUMP 1 BLOCK, I CAN JUMP 5

(Beginner gear for ur average pro be full iron with some diamond and full iron/diamond tools)

No. Beginning gear.

the things you spawn with

*steve with a OP chest in ur average minecraft survival game* full diamond a few notches and diamond sword

You do not spawn with a goddamn op chest OMFG

FINE THEN A NORMAL STARTER CHEST WITH STONE TOOLS (stone pick + axe), BLOCKS, AND FOOD

Ok.

i still am stronger.

I have 100 health.

you have 20.

i can craft a bow and arrows within minutes

you cant.

Erm akshully *steve be instant grinding and buys a bow at a village in like 3 minutes* now all he needs is the arrows

Not only would that require a lot of luck but I won’t f***ING let you

I will chase you down.

you can’t run forever, you will run out of hunger.

I will not

Steve can kill a few hundred chickens on the run and eat like caseoh

No you f***ING cant

not only can I likely outrun you, especially if you stop to eat, you’d have to kill them while being chased by me. And I will stop for nothing. You cannot consistently kill those chickens while running

OMFG CHICKENS HAVE 4 HP 1 TAP WITH A WOOD SWORD EFFING WOOD

Oh yeah I forgot you’d get the wood sword from the starter

ok I concede you could kill a few chickens, but you don’t have infinite luck, there won’t be a damn line of chickens to kill

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Furina_Haha wrote:

TOUCH GRASS YOURSELF GUYS

NO WTF

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