Why are the ratings so inaccurate? [Satire]

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Avatar of vhaabin

I am actually one of the best, if not the singular best/smartest/most advanced chess player in the entire world, by a large margin. Despite this, Chess.com's flawed rating system depicts me as a beginner. This is extremely infuriating and is an overall detriment to my Chess experience.

 

Please fix my Chess rating, according to my calculations it should be about 178,949,576,122,343,420,699.

Avatar of navnp04

tbh you're kinda bad, but if you say you're so good then that's great for you, get there in 178,949,576,122,343,420,699 picoseconds

Avatar of RoyalChessWizard

I agree. They really need to fix this.

Avatar of LethalRook_1892
*gag* DABS
Avatar of LethalRook_1892
Why not femtoseconds?