Wollensock is an imposter


he/she might have been great full if he/she had a big breakfast...

Yeah, I always get taken in by the old talking cat trick...
And the Mr. Ed (the talking horse) TV show fooled me every time I watched an episode...
It still fools me to this day...
You always wanted to know who is lying? Well now you know! Wollensock2 tells fat lies! I just wanna be clear with you!!

Whether Woolly is a liar is up for debate. (I think not, at least not any more than the rest of us playful, anonymous characters here.) But I really think that Woolly isn't fat at all! He/she seems to take pride in his/her slim physique...