WOOLLY WILL SOON BE STARTING HIS KEEP FIT CLASSES ! ✌️😾

Sort:
Avatar of Woollensock2
You are all invited to sign up , and start a new and better life for yourselves . However it will mean making sacrifices . Forget about those precious rating points , no more chess for a whole month ! 🙀Each morning up with the larks , and ready to meet the big outside world . This is your chance to feel reborn . This is a once in a lifetime chance, for you to straighten out your life ! …..DONT MISS IT !
Avatar of Woollensock2
OK ! …..Woolly’s now off for a three kilometre jogging 🏃‍♂️ run ! ….see yer later 👋
Avatar of Witkrag

Madam Marfona and LouisLunchbox.both.agree that.the.best way to keep fit is to.enjoy an.hourly daily vigorous session of.RP.in the PP.Go.for it guys and dolls

Avatar of Woollensock2
Well that was a very refreshing jogging experience ! …..Woolly’s not surprised , that none of you guys have signed up for his keep fit classes, I guess it was too much to ask of you all ! 🤷‍♂️…..enjoy your chess , and keep building up those fat layers ! 😹
Avatar of thecReacher

Sure, I'll do it.

Avatar of EscherehcsE
Woollensock2 wrote:
Well that was a very refreshing jogging experience ! …..Woolly’s not surprised , that none of you guys have signed up for his keep fit classes, I guess it was too much to ask of you all ! 🤷‍♂️…..enjoy your chess , and keep building up those fat layers ! 😹

I joined you on your jog, but you never saw me because I left you in the dust...

Avatar of Woollensock2
Well said sir ! …..welcome to Woolly’s keep fit studio ! ….as soon as I get enough members, Woolly will create a daily routine for each member , so stay tuned for further details.
Avatar of CesilyaRansom

yeah-no this is a stupid way to say cancle ur scc. so I can move up on a ranking list on chess.com

Avatar of EscherehcsE
Woollensock2 wrote:
Well said sir ! …..welcome to Woolly’s keep fit studio ! ….as soon as I get enough members, Woolly will create a daily routine for each member , so stay tuned for further details.

Just don't try to copy Richard Simmons' shtick - Sweatin' to the Oldies just *has* to be trademarked...

Avatar of Woollensock2
No it’s far from being stupid, it’s a healthy way to keep in shape . Woolly’s programs will start with easy baby steps , so you have nothing to worry about ! ✌️😾
Avatar of Aeacb_7221
We should be able to do the baby steps fine, are you sure you will survive more than fifteen of them?
Avatar of Woollensock2
It all depends on how big those baby steps are ! 🙀…..No seriously you guys have absolutely nothing to worry about , Woolly will guide you through the daily routine, in a nice easy manner , you won’t feel a thing ! 😹
Avatar of Aeacb_7221
I won't feel a thing, huh? Now what does that remind me of...DRUGS!!!
Avatar of OranegJuice

How much do these classes cost?

Avatar of Aeacb_7221
You misspelled Orange.
Avatar of Woollensock2
Sorry guys but Woolly’s studio is being raided by the narcotics squad ! 🙀……gotta go now ! …..see yer 👋
Avatar of OranegJuice
Aeacb_7221 wrote:
You misspelled Orange.

@OrangeJuice was taken

If you'd like, I could probably change it to @OrangeJuiec instead

Avatar of thecReacher

Okay then! I'll take over this fitness thread. 40 push ups a day 20 upon waking up and 20 before bed. Been doing this for months.

Avatar of Aeacb_7221
how about pull-ups
Avatar of Aeacb_7221
or stretches