WORLD DOMINATION 🌎🌍🌏🔥🔥🔥

This thread is just gonna be full of ppl looking for Devin 😂

Also yes Devin you can be second in command

This invasion is not lasting in summer gng yall sold with the planning🥀😭🙏😔

According to google, the list of smartest animals goes: Humans, Chimpanzees, Dolphins, 🐬 Orangutans, 🦧 and Elephants
I think google’s wrong, because if Humans were the smartest, then why would we have invented nuclear weapons?
Humans would be cooked if all the other species evolved opposable thumbs

whens the last time dolphins did that

Yesterday i think

Also chimp have opposeble thumbs

Anyway, after securing South America, I begin swarming Central America, taking down all of Mesoamerica (minus Mexico). I then coerce Latin American cargo ships into transporting my army of Argentine Ants to Cuba, Hispaniola, and other Caribbean islands. Soon I will conquer Mexico, then my army will force my vassals to let us take to the seas: I will within a few weeks set up an intercontinental naval empire, then in deltas, wetlands, and anywhere else that our numbers can ford the waters, gradually destroy the dolphins’ attacking forces, then once I have accumulated enough momentum, I will march past the Rio Grande and seize all of North America, supported by Californian supercolonies loyal to me, along with my overseas colonies, until the New World is entirely under my thumb, the Americas the first brass ring of my global conquest to come.

We just simply hire humans to stamp out the new world and then we conquer that then we make advanced tech, permanently keeping the entirety of north america

We are soon to invade aquariums all over the world to free our comrades

I invade Mexico, capturing Mexico City.

Also, HH, do you realize how prolific Argentine Ants are? My horde is so immense- literally numbering in the hundred-trillions -that it eats anything in its path- bullets and armor notwithstanding.

#72 Um 🤓☝🏻 chatgpt says: Top 10 Smartest Animals in the World: 1. Chimpanzee Chimpanzees use tools, solve puzzles, and show strong social and emotional intelligence. They can even learn sign language. 2. Bottlenose Dolphin Dolphins have complex communication skills, self-awareness, and the ability to understand symbols and commands. 3. Elephant Elephants have excellent memory, use tools, and show empathy, mourning their dead and cooperating in groups. 4. African Grey Parrot These parrots can mimic human speech and understand meanings. Some can count, identify colors, and solve logic puzzles. 5. Octopus Octopuses can escape from tanks, open jars, and solve mazes. They show amazing problem-solving and camouflage abilities. 6. Pig Pigs are very quick learners. They can play video games with joysticks, learn tricks, and even recognize themselves in mirrors. 7. New Caledonian Crow These crows use sticks as tools, plan ahead, and solve complex problems. They are considered bird geniuses. 8. Dog Dogs can understand human words, emotions, and gestures. Some breeds can learn over 1,000 words and follow commands. 9. Orca (Killer Whale) Orcas have strong family bonds, use hunting techniques, and pass knowledge down through generations. 10. Cat Cats are independent thinkers. They can solve puzzles, learn routines, and even manipulate humans to get what they want.

Sorry if this is spam... 🙈😢 This is a better list...: 🌍 Top 12 Smartest Animals in the World (Based on All Aspects of Intelligence): 1. Humans The most intelligent species, capable of abstract thinking, complex language, culture, science, and self-awareness. 2. Chimpanzees Use tools, learn sign language, solve complex problems, and show emotions and empathy. 3. Bottlenose Dolphins Highly social, can recognize themselves in mirrors, understand symbolic language, and follow complex commands. 4. Elephants Excellent memory, show compassion, use tools, recognize themselves in mirrors, and mourn their dead. 5. Orangutans Strong problem-solvers, capable of tool use, cultural learning, and planning for the future.

Ok sorry no more spam

I just wanted to send a better list because the first list i sent is not very good

Hello I am a sheep and I think violence is bad please stop—

#83 huh?

I saw that

#85 Okay yes i spammed u got me

Author, comedian, and drunk Douglass Adams clearly proved that Dolphins are the second most intelligent lifeforms on earth, with humans being the third.