World Domination

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Share your plans for world domination here. Please don’t be rude.
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I’m doing it the old-fashioned way. Read many charisma and business books, learn Python and Java, and start a tech company. Then get into politics, puppet world leaders, and tada! World domination.
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pond.
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lake
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Learn guttural languages so that everyone does not attempt to annoy me

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In a sense, I would say the world is already dominated

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Dominated by who, humans? We may be the same species, but that means nothing when we have such drastically different ideas.
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kill everyone else
i have the most power out of any human in the world if every other human is dead

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How do you plan on that?
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#9 good question

first thing that comes to mind is to get the nuclear launch codes but it's hard to ensure EVERYONE dies without also dying yourself

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switch bodies with Mr. Musk ginyu-style. simple as that

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#10 I wish you good luck, but your plan conflicts with mine, so…
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Why make a plan when I already dominate it.

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Why would you want to dominate the world? If you are seeking power/wealth, there are much easier ways to get that, with significantly lower risk of assassination

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What if I want all of the power and all of the wealth

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Wealth is worthless when you are the only one with it.
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You can have all the power though, I guess. Just give others the illusion of power.
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I have a very elaborate plan

Complete school
Get a Phd in computer programming
Work in some big tech company
Work my way up the ranks at that company
Eventually become the CEO or some other high position that does no work but gets paid
Repeat this proccess at other companies without resigning frkm any of the ones i already got employed to
The world will respevt me for managing many big companies
BILLIONAIRRE
THEN SHUT DOWN ALL OF THE COMPANIES FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT FOR ME
UNDERMINE THE GAS INDUSTRY BY MAKING A CAR THAT RUN ON CARBON DIOXIDE
TACKLE THE OIL INDUSTRY THROUGH BUYING UP THE MAJOR PRODUCES OF OIL AND SPLIT IT ALL UP BASED ON POPULATION FOR EVERY COUNTRY
DO THE SAME WITH GRAIN, FARMING, PROCCESSED FOOD, AND EVERYDAY ITEMS.

CONTROLLING ALL OF THE WORLDS MAJOR INDUSTRIES WILL CEMENT AS THE DOMJNATOR OF THE WORLD
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Good plan. One of the smartest I’ve seen yet! Good luck!
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I say do it the Sweden way. Start a furniture company, then economically puppet every landowner on Earth via a monopoly. (Yes, this implies Sweden has already achieved world domination.)