I was drunk
Worst excuses for NOT PRACTICING 😮

I found this somewhere on the internet. Saw the topic related to practicing (more accurately not practicing). So posted it over here.
Hmmmmm
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My dog thought my violin was a chew toy, based on the squeaks emanating from it
I was busy writing a list of the worst excess for not practicing on the Chess.com forums.