Worst excuses for NOT PRACTICING 😮

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AustinXJet

I forgot to practice because I was to busy playing chess

big_big_poo

bruh

defenderpug
I can’t practice since I’m waiting for people to talk on my new topic
big_big_poo

bruhrruhhrhruhh

defenderpug
About off topic and on topic
fuhumansck
This isn’t for band, but I’m in a band and I broke my high hat once and had to continue without it.
big_big_poo

cooooil

FlawlessJuice

My cat ate my MS WORD Document

Vibhansh_Alok

sure

defenderpug
I ate my violin...
huihuithepoodle

I dumped four gallons of chocolate milk on my instrument.

Vibhansh_Alok

I believe that

huihuithepoodle
Vibhansh_Alok wrote:

I believe that

Of course you do. It's a foolproof excuse.

defenderpug
*Me remote learning in band* (it’s not on video or voice call)
Teacher: why aren’t you practicing
Me: how do you know I’m not practicing!?
Teacher: ....
defenderpug
I don’t need to practice since I ate the audiences
MorphysMayhem

Does anyone give a crap about proper spelling anymore? my Gawd. SIMPLY atrocious.

defenderpug
I don’t need to worry about witnesses since I ate them too
defenderpug
I don’t need to practice since I ate the person who made this topic.
defenderpug
You can’t disprove it
defenderpug
Hahahahahaha