Would you rather?

Let's play would you rather

I'll start

Would you rather have candy with a bug on it or a toasted insect?

Candy ofc. Would you rather eat raw cream cheese or raw butter

Raw butter. Would you rather be a vampire or a zombie

Cream cheese, would you rather kiss a chainsaw or kiss a tree

Vampire, at least I would conscious. Would you rather take a bath in mud or a shower in dirt

Vampire

Kiss a tree

Would you rather fight 100 chickens or 1 large chicken

Shower in dirt. Would you rather skin a pig or eat a handful of tadpoles?

FIght large chicken

Skin a pig

Nooooooooo I'm not eating frog babies bru #9

Would you rather be blind or mute

Mute i can learn sign language. Would you rather be attacked by an ender man or chased by a fangirl version of miku?

Chased by miku is better than ATTACKED by enderman

would u rather eat ice cream flavoured poo or poo flavoured ice cream? : )

Poo flovered ice cream

Would you rather a big punch or 100 small punches

Would you rather quit otf or only do otf and no chess (I would pick chess)

Depends on what small is

Would you rather know what will happen in the next 7 minutes briefly in the cost of 6 mins which leads up to the 7 minute skip or vice versa?