Would you rather...

Let's start an endless party of "would you rather" questions! Everyone feel free to post their own. I'll start - would you rather be stranded on a desert island with Kasparov or Rybka?

Chess related questions only?

Rybka. Would you rather be ugly and world champ or beautiful with a 500 rating.

Ugly and world champ of course. It's whats on the inside that matters . 

Would you rather have $1 million and quit chess or continue playing chess for no money?

One year total or one year from this point forward?

Would you rather die or die? YES I LOVE THE ANSWER

Die in my sleep. Would you rather lose both arms or both legs?

legs caus i can still slap dem noobs

would you rather eat food for 100 days straight or drink fro 100 days straight

Brokaw and Jennings used to play Chess together.  Since Jennings passed away, Brokaw has been lonely.  Someone should go play Chess with Brokaw.  Would you, Rather?