YO MOMMA jokes
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TheRealTorchLit
Jun 17, 2023
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#101
Your mother is so nice, that I think that the real joke is that you are all insulting each other’s mothers instead of complimenting your own
Yo mama so strong, she uses jolly rancher’s as bubble gum.
Yo mama so dumb, she heard it was chilly out side, so she grabbed a bowl and spoon.
Yo mama so fat, thanos had to snap twice.
Sep 23, 2024
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#105
Yo mama so old the played chess before websites were even a thing
Sep 23, 2024
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#106
Your mother is so kind, she stuck with you for over 18 years. Today, do something nice for your mother, she deserves it.
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Sep 24, 2024
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#107
MemeFestCFW_YT wrote:
Your mom is so old, she played chess before Wi-Fi was a thing.
That was 1997. From then until now is 27 years. Assuming she was 7 (Average age is 6-8) when she began playing chess, That makes her current age 34. Which is actually quite average. Assuming you're a teenager and 14, that'd make her 20 when she gave birth to you, which is younger than the international average. So she's not old, but she still puts up with stuff like this. You're biting the hand that feeds you. For everyone, Do something kind for your mother today.
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