I'm married. You tell me who resigned.
dating for chess players?
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i have resigned a lot of games
Dek2000 wrote:
Any cute chess-playing females out there looking for a chess-playing husband/partner? (Not very good at typing in this stuff!)
You look like that actor from two and a half men
ConnorMacleod_151 wrote:
When is this going off-topic!
Was it ever on-topic?
Sep 5, 2014
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I have the ultimate answer. Forget dating--get married! (30 years now.)
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Hey, speed chess + speed dating = speed chess dating.
Sep 6, 2014
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Can anyone assist in a date for me...
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I'm a bit too shy to ssay it out loud as the wife might hear me.
ok... here goes... i'm only gonna say it once!
http://www.chess.com/members/view/big-tittied-blonde
how about if you just approach a girl in real life and instead of using a forum on the website.
all you have to do is find a girl you like and start a conversation with her.
you might say "hi my name is ned, what is your name"
she might say " hi, i am alice. "
you might say, "hi alice, nice to meet you. how is your day going so far?"
she might say. "fine. thanks. "
then you have to have a conversation with her. if you don't have "game" to talk to her a girl, then you should just pick a topic that interests you. because you are desperating looking for help on a chess forum, i assume chess interests you. so just talk about chess.
you could say "have you ever played chess?"
she might say "no" or "yes" depending upon if she has or not.
then you could start telling her about your most recent or awesome game of chess you played and why it was awesome. she might even be impressed by your chess rating.
then you can ask her " want to play a game of chess sometime"
and you can invite her to your chess club to play some chess and then talk to her some more, etc.
that would be my advice to you.
Why do people become bartenders?
Do they make a.lot of money?
rowsweep wrote:
how about if you just approach a girl in real life and instead of using a forum on the website.
all you have to do is find a girl you like and start a conversation with her.
you might say "hi my name is ned, what is your name"
she might say " hi, i am alice. "
you might say, "hi alice, nice to meet you. how is your day going so far?"
she might say. "fine. thanks. "
then you have to have a conversation with her. if you don't have "game" to talk to her a girl, then you should just pick a topic that interests you. because you are desperating looking for help on a chess forum, i assume chess interests you. so just talk about chess.
you could say "have you ever played chess?"
she might say "no" or "yes" depending upon if she has or not.
then you could start telling her about your most recent or awesome game of chess you played and why it was awesome. she might even be impressed by your chess rating.
then you can ask her " want to play a game of chess sometime"
and you can invite her to your chess club to play some chess and then talk to her some more, etc.
that would be my advice to you.
This is ALL wrong. Here's how you get broads to like you:
1. Wardrobe -
2. Persuasion -
3. More Persuasion -
4. Repeat steps 2 - 3 as many times as necessary.
i went to a chess club today in a bagel shop and had a lot of fun talking to the people there.
rowsweep wrote:
how about if you just approach a girl in real life and instead of using a forum on the website.
all you have to do is find a girl you like and start a conversation with her.
you might say "hi my name is ned, what is your name"
she might say " hi, i am alice. "
you might say, "hi alice, nice to meet you. how is your day going so far?"
she might say. "fine. thanks. "
then you have to have a conversation with her. if you don't have "game" to talk to her a girl, then you should just pick a topic that interests you. because you are desperating looking for help on a chess forum, i assume chess interests you. so just talk about chess.
you could say "have you ever played chess?"
she might say "no" or "yes" depending upon if she has or not.
then you could start telling her about your most recent or awesome game of chess you played and why it was awesome. she might even be impressed by your chess rating.
then you can ask her " want to play a game of chess sometime"
and you can invite her to your chess club to play some chess and then talk to her some more, etc.
that would be my advice to you.
A bottle of wine would help!
You can't win if you resign.
There is a lot of pleasure in resigning ... believe me