But needless to say, away I will dart,
When I see a post that is missing its start.
when I see a thread that has just now begun
I'll kill off the OP and then I'll have fun!
There's no need to wait, for even that
When so many here get triggered, at the drop of a hat
All one has to do, is start an incendiary post
And delete the op, making the next poster the host.


But needless to say, away I will dart,
When I see a post that is missing its start.