AMAZING HUMAN BODY It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 6.6 pounds. The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A wom...
Be sure to read Scene 3. Quite interesting.This is a new one. People sure stay busy trying to cheat us, don'tthey?SCENE 1.A friend went to the local gym and placed his belongings in the locker.After the workout and a shower, he came out, saw the l...
Good Luck...You have got to try this, it is really great to see how fast your mind and hand can work at the same time drive you nuts! Go to the site, then click on the start button. A group of numerals from 1 to...
The Mayonnaise Jar When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, When 24 hours in a day is not enough;remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.A professor stood before his philosophy classand had some items in ...
This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in a while.Someone out there must be "deadly" at Scrabble.(Wait till you see the last one)! PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters:BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When You rearrang...
1. Birds binge drink.More details 2. Bald people grow the wrong type of hair - so fine it's invisible to the naked eye. More details 3. Aristotle is thought to have been the last individual to know everything that was known at the time.More det...
Chinese numerology for 2011 This year we are going to experience four unusual dates: 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11, andthat's not all; 111,111,111 X 111,111,111 = 12345678987654321 These particular years are known as Moneybag years. ....
PERTH - An SAS trooper collecting toys for children was stabbed when he helped stop a suspected shoplifter in east Perth. The 'Toys-R-Us' Store Manager told 'The West Australian' that a man was seen on surveillance ...
SMILING MAKES YOU FEEL HAPPY..... ( Go on, try it now...) Old Man. "When ever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset ... How do you manage to control your te...
This is something we should all read at least once a week ! Make sure you read to the end ! Written by a 90 years old woman journalist who is still going strong ! .. "To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me...
Getting Married Jack, age 92, and Gill, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in. Jac...
The Banking Crisis simply explained...Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day...The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I hav...
A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford ... "The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach ...
I’m off to the fair…… My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ' THIS ...
Yesterday I was at my local CO-OP buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to...
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Cornish Guardian.SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks i...
Two Horses Author UnknownJust up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each horse looks like any other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing.... Looking...
Marriage (Part I )Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a ...
Why do we allow ourselves to become so jaded as 'we grow up' ? So much truth from these little folk ! Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouths of babes...
In an office:TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOWIn a Laundromat:AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUTIn a London department store:BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRSIn an office:WOULD THE PERSON WHO...
Those who do not have a sense of humour need to delete now.A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as sheVisited her gynecologist.'Come now,' coaxed the doctor, 'you've been seeing me for years..There's nothing you can't tell me.''This one's kind of s...
Be a Genius...Be Patient! by Steve Goodier © 2004 Is patience difficult for you? A man in Los Angeles, California was arrested for negligent discharge of a weapon after shooting his toilet bowl five times with a 38 caliber handgun. He claim...
CHALK GUY IS BACK...AMAZING I don't think that this guy is from earth. He is phenomenal to say the least and I always love to see his new creations. Hard to believe that these ar...
