Here i've compiled a bunch of classic Viola jokes. Enjoy! A violist and a 'cellist were standing on a sinking ship. "Help!" cried the 'cellist, "I can't swim!" "Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it." How do you get a dozen vi...
I've decided to begin blogging some of my better chess games. This game I just won a few minutes ago, over Chess.com's Live Chess service. Chess.com Live Game # 135036179 (5 minutes, 0 bonus per move) May 28th, 2011 (About 10:30 CST) ...
I've recently discovered the joys of webcomics, from D&D references to just random junk. Yet, the best type is the kind we can relate to and yet still find hilarious. Care for a sample?
Congratulations to davidhopkins for answering my last riddle so quickly! Here is another that you, my readers, may enjoy: Where can you place a bookbag in a room such that it cannot be jumped over? Again, the first person to answer correctly wil...
Here is an interesting riddle from Alice in Wonderland I've run into: How is a Raven like a Writing Desk? Yes, there is an answer. As an added gimmick, the first person to comment with the correct answer gets a "Congratulations!" trophy or somet...
I recently discovered a new interesting way to play chess: The rules: 1. The players take turns clockwise.2. The player who makes the first check-mate wins3. The pawns move straight forward. Accordingly, half of the pawns move to the left and ...
I couldn't wait to share these. Yes, they're both mine. What do you call a brain surgeon who strikes off on his own? An entrepeneurologist! What do percussionists with depression take? Cymbalta
image thanks to MIT It's time for Viola Jokes! I was surprised it took this long, actually; we cellists can hardly wait to poke fun at the "blondes" of the orchestra. Anyways, I'll be posting plenty more as my blog continues, so remember to check...
Yes, it's time for more bad humor! It seems my readers (yes, i think I have at least two now! :P) deem them punny, and who am I to deny them more? How many English teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just tell their AP s...
I'm determined to have a steady output of humor every week, if only to (dis)satisfy the world. Why not start on a friday? Why do zombies love your lectures? They wanted a piece of your mind anyway. :P What makes chess players so obsessed wit...
Greetings, those who read this. Welcome to Blog of a Cellist. As you read these postings, i hope you enjoy the jokes, puzzles, pics and other quips i find. You may find my jokes bad, but i assure you- they're meant to be. Finally, welcome to the...
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