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Funniest chess joke I've ever heard


  • 3 years ago · Quote · #1

    RoffleMyWafflez

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #2

    trysts

    That's pretty naughty, RMW.Laughing 

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #3

    _Jellyfish_

    LOL

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #4

    KingGeorgeIX

    lol.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #5

    plutonia

    I bet who wrote that is too stupid to play even tic-tac-toe.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #6

    lxusr

    I'm going to be using this joke but replace "chess" with an activity I find undesirable.  Example: I was watching baseball with my friend, and he said, "Let's make this more interesting."  So we stopped watching baseball and beat each other on the head with bricks until we slipped into deep comas.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #7

    fburton

    That is the funniest chess joke I've ever heard!

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #8

    tresequis

    I once had lunch with Garry Kasparov. He took me to a nice little Italian restaurant with black-and-white checked tablecloths on all the tables. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #9

    ITISMYMOVE

    Laughing2 friends were playing chess,knock knock said one,whos there?Check!Check who?Check mate!

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #10

    ITISMYMOVE

    Did you say to Garry en passant me the salt?

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #11

    NobbyCapeTown

    2 grandmaster meet over lunch, says one, had an interesting opponent the othe day, he opened with Grob, I countered with Lasker, he threw the fishing rod at me the Sicilian way, so I punched him right on his Lopez.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #12

    ITISMYMOVE

    Where did the chess pieces go on holiday?... The Czech(check)RepublicLaughing


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