do chessplayers get laid?

I'm thinking about becoming chessplayer

I do.

Sure.

But not mediocre amateurs like you or me. 

Nah I was born.

defiently

Kaynight wins the thread

Amen.  :-)

eggshell thin skins and hatch plots

Yep, kaynight said it all...

Pdela's note on Pulpofeira's wall: "I think you post too much in the forums, some of your threads are not essential".

Not sure if that's meant to be "definitely" or "deficiently" 

this thread is of paramount importance for those willing to become chessplayers

I think Nigel Short was good at banging other players girlfriends so it seems one or two do get laid once in a while.

I find myself checking more than mating. 

Oh dear! things are not looking up for the middleman.

Every knight!

In a California King bed.

If you have to ask your problaly not getting laid. Maybe you should switch to checkers, the girls who are into that tend to be eazier.

Of course, he left me alone for a few days after starting it!